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Herbert Moon 

A extremely racist character from the popular western themed video game, Red Dead Redemption.

He constantly talks in third person.

He can be located in a town called armadillo, he runs the general store.

Please note that said general store does NOT sell his famous
"Jew Traps".
"I don't like Jews. Or colored folk. Or natives, now that you mention it...I bet you like Catholics. Can't stand them either. Nor women, Fabians, Socialists, homosexuals, Asians, or British."

— Quote from Herbert Moon

Herbert Moon may be found randomly fighting Native Americans in the forest. This usually ends with him getting shot.

Herbert usually shouts "I'm Herbert Mooooooon!!!" Whenever appropriate. To him, anyway. These occasions include, but are not limited to:

Being robbed

Threatened at knife/gunpoint

While burning to death

After catching you cheating at poker.
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to the moon

Saying to indicate prices of an asset (esp. cryptocurrencies) are predicted to go "through the roof" or "extremely high
".
Reddit user 1: What cryptocurrency to buy in 2018?
Reddit user 2: Ethereum.
Reddit user 1: What's your price expectation?
Reddit user 2: To the moon.
to the moon by HPCQ April 21, 2018
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Transformers: Dark of the Moon 

The third in a series of films designed to rape the pocketbooks of people who can't tell the difference between a movie and a two-hour long U.S. military advertisement.
Starscream: Why didn't you go see Transformers: Dark of the Moon?

Megatron: I was insulted enough by the first two disasters.

Starscream: Is there anything you liked about the first two?

Megatron: Optimus Prime's voice

Amish Moon Butter 

When you urinate into a partner's anal cavity, and proceed to use either your genitals or an appropriate tool to stir the liquids inside much like a traditional "churning" motion.
I had to grab my boy Eric the other day and assert authority by giving him the oldAmish Moon Butter.

Joshua Connor Moon 

a.k.a Null. This person runs a website called Kiwi Farms that is dedicated to doxxing, harassing, and gossiping about mentally ill and eccentric individuals deemed "lolcows". But ironically or perhaps not so ironically, he fits the definition of an lolcow himself due to his rather sordid online (and real life) history.
The idiom "pot calling the kettle black" fits Joshua Connor Moon perfectly.

pee moon 

pee moon is a moon not made of cheese but of pee
"dude i swear to god, that moon is made of piss!!!"
the dude: "yeah i know bro, it's a....PEE MOON!!!!"
pee moon by PEE MOON March 11, 2021

Harvest Moon DS 

Extremely addicting role-play game designed for Nintendo's DS console by Natsume. Gameplay includes planting, harvesting, and selling crops, raising livestock (chickens, cows, sheep, horses, and ducks), and marrying your dream girl. The main plot goal is to rescue the Harvest Sprites and Harvest Goddess (accidentally sent there by the Witch Princess) from another world by searching for them in your small farm town.
While playing Harvest Moon DS on my DS, I accidentally tripped and fell down the stairs!
Harvest Moon DS by Kitty :3 May 25, 2010