Your Mom

The last desperate resort to save what's left of your saggy public image, in an obviously lost verbal or written argument.

"Your a fat pig who likes to masterbate in his own sweat, i even caught you masterbating, you cant deny it anymore."
-"Yeah your mom."

by Anonymous April 20, 2003

welfare mom

Notable Moxie mixed drinks include the “Welfare Mom”, which consists of equal parts Diet Moxie and Allen's Coffee Flavored Brandy.

The future unwed mothers of Biddeford Maine habitually get wasted on "Welfare Moms."

by coitus interruptus July 1, 2008

G-Mom

Grand Mom. One's mother or father's mother. Alternative name for Grandmother, usually for a young, stylish, or sexy Grandma.

My child calls my mom "G-Mom" because it sounds younger than Grandmother or Grandma.

by FabulousVelouria February 22, 2015

Rob's Mom

The ultimate comeback for anything anywhere. Even for "Your Mom!", Also used to define something large, fat or humoungous.

No offense to Robs and their moms.

Person 1 : Your face...
Person 2: ROB'S MOM!!

Person 1: Gosh that thing is HUGE.
Person 2: ...Not as huge as Rob's mom!!

Person 1: Your mom!!
Person 2: No, ROB'S MOM!!

Person 1: I want a burger
Person 2: You know who else wants a burger?
Person 1: Oh man! Rob's mom?!
Person 2: OH YOU SO WENT THERE.

Person 1: I'm as upset as Rob's mom at an all you can eat buffet when the food runs out...
Person 2: OH SNAP!

by Kikki (Keekers) June 10, 2008

mom-nesia

A recently coined word used to describe a memory dysfunction in women. It is proposed that the memory lapses experienced by new young mothers, is the result of a hormonal imbalance including repressed estrogen levels and a mammalian hormone called oxytocin.

That young mother is definitely suffering from mom-nesia.

by Guido1 March 6, 2008

mom bomb

a comment on a social website like facebook, that destroys the conversation, usually made by the original posters mother. No further comments roll in other than possibly other mom comments, burying it further down out of mind of your friends.

Discussion about the wild party you have last night with 10 replies from different friends, followed by "You still look just like your grandpa". Good bye thread... destroyed by a mom bomb

by colfaxrev February 15, 2013

Dirty Mom

The mother of all the "Dirty" names. The Dirty Mom is reserved for only the select few who posses the upmost whit and intelligence. The Dirty Mom has three parts, investigation, identification, and execution. Every group of friends has the one friend who has the "really hot mom". The Dirty Mom requires that a friend secretly break into the "hot mom's" bedroom while she is away, and find the one personal thing(s) that belongs to her that she would be devastatingly embarrassed should anyone find it (which every woman has). Then, when the opportunity arises, bring that item(s) to her attention and bribe her into sex, under the assumption the personal item will be returned after, and that no compliance will result in her secret being revealed to the world. She must agree to the deal, and thus, execution follows. When you keep up your end up the deal, return the item after the sex, and keep your mouth shut--- you have succeeded in completing the Dirty Mom, or, the Dirty Mother.

MAN 1: Have you ever heard of anyone giving someone the Dirty Mom.

MAN 2: Nope.

by djclauseinthehouse March 17, 2019