Meat dungeon

A dirty, nasty vagina.

I marinated my tube steak in her meat dungeon last night, it was terrible.

by Johno Salazar March 23, 2016

Meat boge

One United States dollar

Hey can I buy some reef? I've got twenty meat boges.

by RustyJim420 May 23, 2018

Meat Creeper

Meat Creeper: What a guy encounters when he slides his hand up the leg of what he previously thought was a woman.

Dude, I had the scare of my life with that chick from the party last night.

The unusually tall one?

Yeah, she wasn't what I thought.

What, you had a rendezvous with the Meat Creeper?

by shakerrr March 14, 2011

THE Meat Party

An annual fantasy football auction draft typically held in Pelham, AL since circa 2012 where smoked meats abound, and the beer & peach shine overflow. This event is more commonly known as THE Summitt, and is organized by a ginger of the democratic persuasion. The very best ribs and smoked meats are had by all in attendance. Artisan salsas and Peleton races are also quite commonplace at THE Meat Party. Sponsored by THE Mike & Deck Show, attendees of this event are generally avid supporters of Kelly Kapowski.

Who brings a protein bar to THE Meat Party?

by Thump Thump Thump December 17, 2021

Meat Barrel

Another way to describe a fleshlight or someone who is a quadruple amputee and does porn.

Man thanks for letting me use your meat barrel.
You ever watch some of that meat barrel porn?

by Zimzalabim June 19, 2019

meat tampon

The name of the male member engaged in sexual intercourse during the female's menstrual cycle.

"It was her time of the month so I slipped her my meat tampon"

by bigdogzcok February 7, 2014

Tainted Meat

When a girl (eg. Caitlin) is ragged about by a famous rapper (eg. Big T) she is then tainted and no men would want to enter her cave of doom.

Nah mate her batty stinks she’s also tainted meat due to getting a big Blackpool slong inside her.

by PadddeeTheNonce February 29, 2020