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Florence and the Machine

When you have a small cock but really big balls - named after the band of the same name.
"oi bruv, i just saw florence and the machine in the mens toilets."

Magus Machine 

God of account jacking in the world of GameFAQs spinoffs.
Wow, Magus Machine sure is better than me!
Magus Machine by CJayC November 13, 2003

Sheen Machine 

a person with a capacity for winning equal to that of Charlie Sheen's
Q: Wow! How was he able to accomplish such a feat?

A: It doesn't surprise me, that guy's a Sheen Machine.
Sheen Machine by UnkyGeorge April 27, 2011

dick punching machine 

Noun, A machine, only bought at Target, that punches either your room mate/s, or closest of friends in the crotch for douchebaggery. After a single use the machine needs repair normally.
You lost my xbox controller connector and now all i have is a corded controller that i cant plug in. I'm going to target to buy a new wireless controller and a dick punching machine.

you haven't returned my 3 calls all week so im buying a new transmission for my dick punching machine for the next time i see you

My dick punching machine needs oil and maintenance so don't forget to call me about that party next week
dick punching machine by stogeson September 16, 2009

Baby Makin' Machine Gun

Is another Word For a Guys Dick, Your Penis.
Dude: Check out that Chick in the Corner.
Other Dude: Shes Fucking Hot.
Dude: Im going to make her Pull the trigger on my Baby Makin' Machine Gun.

mezza machine 

A mobile phone or a device used for sending and receiveing mezzas
Check this cuz, I got a new mezza machine
mezza machine by G January 3, 2005