deer jerkying

When one gets bored whilst deer hunting, that one decides to "rub one out" aka jerk off.

Skeeter: " I saw a big ol' buck go right past me, but I couldn't git my dick outta my hands fast enough to git my gun"
Jim Bob: " Well if you wasn't too busy deer jerkying you might coulda gotcha one"!

by Porndexter November 18, 2014

Jerkal

Always having a tendency to screw things up without even trying. A God given gift of jacking things up.

I don't want that guy hanging around us, he always pulls a jerkal.

by FlickDawg April 15, 2003

Jerk Happy

When someone jerks off a lot

Brady: Hey James is pretty cool right?
Stan: Yeah but I wouldn't shake his hand or anything.
Brady: Why?
Stan: He's been a little Jerk Happy lately.

masturbate jerk off jerk happy horny

by Hand Shaker March 14, 2011

Jerked Out

when you masturbate and nothing comes out anymore

hank:damn im all jerked out can you help, my car is out of gas
Steve: sure thing this semen revolution is great for me and my sperm

by Steeeve1 November 6, 2011

Jerk Out

To get the hell out of Dodge before things go all queer. Pigs and such.

We were partying down by the river, things were getting crazy, so we had to jerk out before the pigs arrived.

by rudeboy43 September 26, 2014

jerey

Jerey is only the greatest man alive! He will stay with you through thick and thin and it’s sooo hard not to fall madly in love with this boy! He would do anything for you and he is the funniest and sweetest person alive. He’s an amazing hugger and any girl is lucky to have him!! If you find a jerey then become friends with them!

Damnnnn jereys hotttt!

Or

Aww jereys so sweet!

by Lil.baby.gurl. June 3, 2018

Jerk off

Someone who takes your heart and messes with your feelings

Damn tyler is a huge jerk off did u see what he did to his girl?!?!

by Oliver Gliver June 1, 2019