Jake

Someone who says things that are so outrageous you don’t know what to think. They are borderline scary to be around but equally hilarious.

Jake: “I tried to order a McTopSloppy and a McChinamen at McDonald’s and the girl at the drive thru was so shocked at my knowledge of the secret menu that she quit her job instantaneously…good thing I didn’t request the McPhagomania or she would have cried”

You: “Alright man, glad to hear it”

by EricShun100 July 25, 2023

Jake

A Jake is when you publicly masturbate on a social media sight like instagram, or Omegle. This can be used for blackmail if not careful

“ hey man I think I got caught last night because I pulled a Jake”

by JazzySnail July 28, 2023

Jake

a person with: small p3nis, Alien headed noob man child who has no father. human/big foot, iq-2. record holding nose.

that guy is the Jake of pretending he knows whats going on.

by pissyasshole1 August 8, 2023

jake

a bitch that sucks ass at wordle but has a better jawline than me

bro he just pulled a “jake” he lost the wordle

by ballsinthejaws12 August 24, 2023

Jake

Dude has a big dick and knows how to use it. so sexy omg im in love. rides big banshee and looks good while doing it. 10/10 would fuck in public. Marryyyy meeeeeee.

Omg Jake I'm so wet 4u

by trailerparkqween September 26, 2023

Jake

Some guy in enhypen 😭😭
That little dog creature
Has a dog layla who is now my wife yhhh
We love Jake
And uhhh
He’s mine other than that we all should love Jake

No I’m not typing an example for Jake

by GrrrrWOOF October 30, 2023

Jake

He makes you feel like the only girl in the world he will lead you on month by month and when the time is right he will absolutely break your heart into a million pieces and lie about it to make sure he doesn't loose you and can keep hurting you. He will act like the perfect man but in reality you aren't the only one, there are many other girls in the same boat. He most likely wouldn't even like you even if you were talking for years upon years it is all fake.

Omg look its Jake
He broke my heart
Me too

by MassiveHaterForCharlotte November 1, 2023