Shrek is Love

Shrek is life.

Dude, i watched shrek is love last night!

It hurt, but I do it for Shrek.

by Shrekk May 13, 2014

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

“The Mitochondria is the Powerhouse of the Cell” is an expression describing the function of mitochondria organelles found in the cells of eukaryote (Fancy word for Plant and Animal cell) organisms.

The phrase is typically mocked as an example of impractical information taught in public schools.

*At an interview*
Life: You didn’t oay your taxes , you’re going to jail.
Me : The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Life: Do u even know what taxes are?
Me: SOH CAH TOA

by TheLikerOfThings November 23, 2017

donald trump is a fuck head

Its what people say to express their feelings for donald trump.

(Raj) Hey, how do you like donald trump?
(Hobo) donald trump is a fuck head!
(Raj) fair enough

by ItsYeBoiRaj June 15, 2017

trolling is a art

"Trolling is a art" is perhaps the definitive statement regarding trolling. If we define trolling as the intentional disruption of another's emotional well being, often through a feigned promotion of an unpopular belief, or political position, the statement is in itself a troll. The deliberate use of "a" where "an" should be is likely to arouse a negative reaction among those concerned with correct english usage. The fact that the statement is itself directly referring to trolling and the art thereof gives further power to its effect; if you're jimmies are rustled by this statement, its author has succeeded, and its veracity has been confirmed.

jimbob: you're balls are lo thus as a small mammal.
fred:You fucking faggot, you meant "your."
jimbob: Trolling is a art.
fred: I think you meant "an." Jesus. English motherfucker, do you speak it?

by caucasian absconded with my bi November 21, 2013

when the imposter is SUS!!! 😳

😳😳😳😳 saw 😎 vent!!! hes the impuster!!!!!!!!
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳MUKBANG EDIBLE Chopsticks, Black Bean Noodle, Sea Grape 먹는 젓가락, 짜파게티, 바다 포도 먹방! ASMR Eating Sounds

SUSSY

WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS!!! 😳

by deeznuts69420😳😳😎 May 6, 2021

This is Sparta

The greatest cry ever shouted in the history of the universe, only to be shouted directly before delivering a kick to the sternum over a large, seemingly endless pit that has no logical reason for being there but looks really, really, awesome.

This is blasphemy! THIS IS MADNESS!!! Madness huh? THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!

by Luc F June 23, 2007

The Game is to be sold, not to be told

The game is to be sold, NOT to be told. Let me explain; you are meant to make money when you are in the game but you are not suppose to openly discuss the game you are in. This is due to the fact that it will eventually lead to you being ejected from the game. For you see, when you are a player in the game, all the other players in the game have no choice but to "player hate" on you. There is a direct correlation to the amount of hate you receive from other players in the game with how much "weight" you carry in the game. If you are "heavy" in the game, expect a proportional amount of hate from other players in the game. The only way to limit the amount of "player haters" is to either: not discuss the game you are in (it is not to be told), or to take player haters out the Game (i.e. see them deceased). If you do go against this rule of the game and you are ejected from the game, you must realize that it will be extremely difficult to re-enter the game. This is due to another fundamental rule of the game: The game does not wait. Given that the game does not wait and that you have been ejected from the game, you will have to seriously play catch up to re-enter the game. In some instances, it is impossible to re-enter the game. I hope this clarifies the rule about the game being sold and not told.

To make money in a secretive fashion. IE: The game is to be sold, not to be told.

by AP Money & Machate July 28, 2010