shitting on the cock

"shitting on the cock" means you disappointed someone by failing to fulfill the hopes they had for you. It is usually used between friends to make fun of each other.

it comes from the brazilian expression "cagar no pau".

-"I spent the whole night wingmaning for my friend Matt "Semen" and had to entertain his crush's friend for hours and he still lost her to a random guy in the club... I'm tired of him always shitting on the cock like that"
-"I know... I've grown used to it by now"

by djonikinghand May 5, 2019

freebird shit

When a shit lasts so long that you are able to listen to the entire song by Lynyrd Skynyrd while on the toilet.

After that Mexican last night, I had to take one hell of a freebird shit.

by funnythatsmyname October 28, 2010

Vanity Shits

A case of diarrhoea so bad, it enables you to fit into clothes you haven't worn in years.

"I got food poisoning at the weekend; upside was I can fit into my skinny jeans again! Best case of vanity shits ever!"

by MagpieDreams May 28, 2015

Brain shit

what if you did something so dumb that you can’t even consider it a brain fart?
BRAIN SHIT

elder has alot of brain shit

by Elder gryphon July 10, 2020

shit floats

The opposite of "The cream rises". A saying used to denote that people in positions of power often got where they are through corruption and do not deserve the advantages they have

Tom: I got promoted again, the cream rises!
Tony: No dude, shit floats.

by D Flawless October 16, 2020

So With The Shits

So with the shits means when you’re vibing.

*dude dancing to a song*
spectator- “Why’s he so with the shits?”

by .Lazarus January 2, 2020

Cork Shit

That first piece of feces that almost makes you burst a blood vessel to push out, but after that, the flood gates open.

After I pushed out that cork shit, the rest of the Taco Bell just came shooting out.

by Skizzblizz October 30, 2009