sub-human

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Hey there goes the sub-human right now, what a jackass.

by Big Brad the Dad August 25, 2004

human mattress

An act performed usually by two female strippers, with an observer. The observer lays on the floor, then the first stripper lays face up on the observers chest so that his head is pretty much between her legs. The 2nd stripper then lays face down 69 style on top and proceeds to perform cunnilingus on the first stripper while the observer gets an up-close view.

Brad must have loved his bachelor party, those strippers gave him a human mattress

by Dragon887 December 17, 2007

human torch

A flaming queeny bastard fag. A gayfer who walks as if a giant rubber dong has been shoved deep into his nether regions where it still resides. (See also Johnny Storm)

Holy shit man, look at that queer ass bastard over there. He must be a human fucking torch!

by CassieCAT192000 October 18, 2003

human shield

some who is not a american redneck retard ,someone who stands up for the rights when they are oppressed and who belives in wht they are fighting for other than a homophobic war mongering piece of shit

look at the human shield stopping the russian tanks in hungary

by freedom fighter January 25, 2005

Human Pancake

Is a person who is so fat that they appear to be a pancake. Extremely, monstrously obese. A huge pancake expanse of flesh.

I saw a human pancake yesterday. Nasty!

by Yourmomgay69696969696969 May 14, 2018

Human Vibrater

When one has sex with an epileptic chick while having clap on clap off lights.

The clapping of her cheeks rapidly switches the lights on and off, giving her a seizure and creating a vibrating effect.

"Man, it was amazing using my new clap on clap off lights with Rebecca, she turned into a human vibrater!"

by SeaBass666 January 18, 2020

Human Crush

Being absolutely in love with someone of the opposite sex but there is an absence of sexual feelings.

Your best guy friend that you love to death but your relationship is strictly platonic would be a human crush.

by Salli Galindleton September 27, 2011