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bloody hero

My boyfriend even eats me when I'm on the rag. He's definitely a bloody hero.
by Ivy4USA February 6, 2018
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Folk Hero

A sarcastic way of referring to someone who seems to be doing a great thing for people but isn’t.

Also can refer to falsely famous.
He was considered a folk hero because he sold illegal drugs to his friends and classmates at a discount.
by Phoenixfalling September 23, 2019
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Going Hero

When you're balls deep in a girl and you slap your wrist in order to keep going and stop yourself from cumming too early.
Girl: This is so good
Me, about to nut: Going Hero! *slaps wrist*
by KevCuntway January 4, 2018
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Hero

A hero is not an actor, pop star, or musician or athlete unless they’ve done something extraordinary outside of their discipline that’s benefited people or mankind without monetary reward. There. That’s the new real meaning. Not admiration of pop hero’s of dubious nature.
That guys a hero because he disabled that criminal with a chop to his neck thus saving my friends life.
by Sactohum June 15, 2021
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Heroes

You don't want to meet them.

They say "Don't meet your heroes" and interactions like this are the reason why.
Guy "This guy is one of my personal heroes. I grew up watching this guy as a kid."

Hero "I don't think it's funny. I think it's mean spirited and it's cruel"

Hym "OHO! SHIT! Aaahahaha! That was brutal to watch! And the set-up made it even more brutal! What is that smell? Is that burning hair? Smells like somebody just put your ass over the fire. Hahahaha ooohhh! Oh shit!"

Iam *Snickers* "I'm guess he can relate to us now..."

Hym "EVEN HE'S IN ON IT!! WOW! We are rarely ever on the same page! God that hurts to watch. I'm not even capable of sympathy but EVEN HE THINKS IT'S FUNNY! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Iam "Heh I'm sorry. I can relate. I'm sorry. It was just a total 180 and you're like "he's my hero" and he says THAT!? Wow man. Just wow. That was bad. I'm sorry." *Choking back laughter*

Hym "Hahahahahaha!!! It's a good thing you already own a gun. At least you won't have to wait for the background check to clear before you can feed yourself a bullet! OUCH!"

Iam "Tsk... Alright. Cool it. Chill. It's not that funny."

Hym "DOES HE EVEN REMEMBER THAT!? I DO! I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT SHIT! I have like 45-60 more years of remembering that that was an actual thing that happened to that guy. Hahahahaha!!!"

Iam "I'm sorry man that's taking it too far."

Guy "Nobody likes you"

Hym "HALF THE POPULATION EXPLICITLY HATES YOU AND YOUR HERO THINKS YOU'RE MEAN SPIRITED AND CRUEL!! At least we manage to make some 'brilliant observations' damn!"

Iam "Tsk Alright. That's enough. I'm sorry."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2022
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Hero Friday

When a person is off "sick" all week but makes it in on Friday still "sick"l but makes the effort and comes in on Friday
Looks like Dave is in today but why bother it's Friday and he's been off all week.

Yeah must be trying for a hero Friday.
by Zombiekoi January 27, 2017
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Scum Hero

Someone who is typically a dirt bag but suddenly redeems his or herself
Me: Did you read Anthony Scaramucci’s new interview in Vanity Fair slamming Trump?
Her: Yeah, he’s my scum hero
by stuartc1 August 20, 2019
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