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hairyholes

An exclamation, typically of surprise, accompanied by a look you would expect when taking a fit bird home, only to discover she has a pair of hairy holes.

In politer terms may be stated as 'You're joking!'
Jimmy - "Awright Boaby, saw yer Maw up the toon the day"
Boaby - "Fair play to you - whit wis she doin?"
Jimmy - "Having her flange waxed"
Boaby - "Hairyholes!"
by Craig McLaughlin December 14, 2008
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Hairy Carrot

Where your ball fro extends down your shaft.
Abi: i'm feeling so erect today.
Jack: wow me too.
Abi: lets see your hairy carrot one more time pls?
by Jackrawr July 21, 2009
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hairy gooch

When that woman no shaven her private part. usually looks like a jungle
Me:Hey lady wanna fornicate
Lady: sure but be weary of my hairy gooch as rumour has it chuck norris is in it.
Me:of course he is dumass, chuck norris is everywhere at once
by vas deference November 11, 2013
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hairy booby ghandi

by Hairy booby ghandi October 12, 2017
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officer hairy bush

the term you use when your arresting officer has more hair on his bush then on his head... also when an someone does not believe in cleaning there nether regions....
i got arrested the other day and i swear to god to officer was officer hairy bush!! i took one look at him and couldn't stop laugher.. poor guy
by hairaphobia August 21, 2008
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Big Hairy American Winning Machine

A Peace Corps Volunteer currently serving abroad that faces insurmountable challenges and adversity based on the fact that they are a foreigner working for free beyond the actual liberty of the United States of America.
Felix had a rough day. He is house was broken into, his work counterpart quit, and the electricity went out. He was about in Early Terminate his service when he remembered that he was a "Big Hairy American Winning Machine" and couldn't give up so easily.
by allhandsin July 23, 2009
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green hairy pie

is the dirtiest, smelliest, rankest lady cake you will ever have the misfortune of seeing
how did you get on with that bird last night tuck?

oh man we went back to her's it was all going good then i got on my knees lifted up her dress, pulled down her knickers an to my surprise i was green an stank an was covered in fly's

man that girls a rite skank bet she's got a green hairy pie
by da da dave February 4, 2010
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