gut shelving

Placing your fat beer belly on the backside of a desperate stripper in order to perform mediocre coitus.
Guy 1: Man my knees have been really hurting when I do doggy to those slutty strippers.
Guy 2: Brah, you need to be gut shelving those strippers it's done wonders for my knees.
by ThatJO May 4, 2018
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Guts & Blackpowder

A game on Roblox taking place during the Napoleonic Wars, where zombies are rising from the ground, and a group of survivors from different nations band together to survive.

In my opinion, this game is amazing and is highly recommended, it’s clear that time and effort was put into it, even bringing in foreign accents for different NPCs, such as Jean from the Catacombs.
Types of players in Guts & Blackpowder when you are being grabbed by a zombie:
Life infantry: Shoot with a musket/carbine/stab with sword/pike then abandon you
Officer: Shoot with flintlock or stab with sword
Seaman/Navyman: Zombie blown away by a blunderbuss/atomized by the nock gun
Fifer: *plays tunes while you get dragged to the floor and become an infected, just to get tackled by your infected zombie*
Sapper: Slice and dice
Priest: Kills zombie with a stake then spams blessing on you
Surgeon/Doctor: Kills zombie with a sword then spams medical supplies on you
Old Guard: Saves you while thinking you are useless
by Hkocurek January 30, 2024
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Flood my guts

When you want a man to ejaculate into your ass. Also flood your guts.
Your cock feels so good in my ass, come on baby flood my guts!
by Jelrod78 July 28, 2022
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gut pudding

Soft excrement, having the consistency and texture of chocolate pudding.
Every time I have dairy my ass pumps out gut pudding for a week.
by The Mad Quaffler January 21, 2017
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Man-gut

A large rounded belly of a man. Typically a middle aged guy who's happy to flaunt it...
Hey! Nice man-gut you've got growing there!
by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 6, 2017
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coffee gut

The feeling of needing to go to the toilet after drinking a strong coffee or if it’s your first time drinking coffee
I just drank a latte and now I have coffee gut
by Chrisbloomers September 18, 2019
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Gut brothers

Males that look pregnant, and have matching belly’s. Guts are so big they have to use a mirror to see their little Johnson’s
Moo Moo and Catfish knew that they were gut brothers as soon their eyes noticed each other’s belly. Who knows, one could actually be pregnant.
by The Don of Landscaping March 20, 2021
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