Google Gay

When someone stays in the closet, despite his gay tendencies, and stays at home googling gay porn all day

Do you think James is homosexual? Yeah but he's happy with being a google gay for now

by Shump February 1, 2014

Google Court

Using Google to settle a trivia dispute.

Andy: Michael J. Fox played Marty McFly
Stephen: I don't think that's right.
Andy: Take it to Google Court!

by sparker29 August 29, 2012

Google Translate

Where everything gets screwed up and things like "I want to steal you heart" gets translated to "I want to rip out your heart"

just stop using google translate

by L0af-0f-Bread December 1, 2019

Fuck Google

These ballsy ass motherfuckers at google headquarters said my sonic ROM was a dangerous download, now i cant even play sonic with my dick in my hand i need naked rouge mod so bad. these mfs be trippin, bezos need to get his shit together fr, and elon musk a whole ass rat bruh onm.

fuck google nigga

by my dick hurts a lot January 15, 2023

Google translate

Something that’s supposed to be used to translate text between languages but then screws everything up.

Person one: what’s google translate?
Person two: something that screws everything up?
Person one: so it’s like me?

by bored person on urban dictiona September 26, 2020

Google Wisdom

Sayings or statements that make an individual appear extremely wise when in actuality, their words are stolen from someone else and can be found by performing a simple Google search.

1) Bert: "I'm kinda nevous about the company holiday party...what am I even going to talk about?"
Ernie: "You'll be fine, just make small talk and throw in a little Google Wisdom to impress them."

2) Dick: "Whenever Kenny gets high, he starts havin these deep ass conversations! You should hear him, he's crazy smart yo!!!"
Mike: "It's all Google Wisdom, fool! Kenny don't know shit!!!"

by PKeternal October 1, 2009

under-google

spelling variation of undergoogle

see subgoogle or undergoogle

by illbot July 2, 2005