Google Hangouts

Google Hangouts is a chatting system created by, what a surprise, Google. On the surface, it appears to be innocent and of no harm - just another way to socialize. But really, it is filled with evil. Students who use Google Hangouts most likely use it due to the fact that they do not have a phone. These students probably have extremely strict parents, especially by the teenage years (a generalization not meant to be offensive)... aka the smarter kids. There is a lot of competition between these students, which fuels drama. During school, of course, there isn't much time to argue and fight, but after school, Google Hangouts becomes the warzone. The place where all the drama is born and amplified.

So, moral of the story, try to avoid group chats of over 40 people on Hangouts. It will not fair well (especially if the group chat contains enemies of yours).

I spoke with my friend on Google Hangouts today.

by jebbush April 21, 2017

un-googleable

When you search for a topic and it comes back with no results.

Barry: dude, do you know where I could find a one armed midget Scientist?

Amanda: no dude...its un-googleable

by Barry and Amanda February 12, 2008

Cooper Goggles

Possibly the first noticeable side-effect of attending the cooper union. Like beer goggles, cooper goggles impair your sense of judgement especially in dealing with the attractiveness of a potential mate.

"well now that i've got my cooper goggles on, the world seems infinitely more attractive"

"before cooper i would have never even dared to touch someone that ugly. yesterday i fucked him."

by sosucky April 10, 2010

When in doubt google it

This is when one person asks another a question and neither of the two people know the answer. Therefore the "smarter" of the two people may suggest using Google.

me: hey billy how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

Billy: Idk, How many?

me: Idk either?

Billy: When in doubt google it

by nitsuj0207 June 29, 2010

Jizz Goggles

When a girl looks so hot wearing glasses, that it makes a guy want to cum on her face. Hence, making them jizz goggles.

Rushi said to Tyler, "Damn, Sasha looks good wearing those jizz goggles today."

by Tyler, Rushi May 8, 2008

Google Moment

When you feel the need to google something.

World's hottest climate.
"hey google the hottest climate to see where it is."

"Google moment!"

by Teadrisa July 13, 2007

Google Love

When a website you performed search engine optimization on increases it's page rank or rank for a particular keyword or group of keywords.

I got some Google Love today on my blog. They moved me up from position 7 to 2 overnight.

by Fishman33 July 21, 2010