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Ghost Bulge

When it looks like you have a boner, but it's really just the zipper of your pants folding up. Occurs in jeans, cackys, etc.
"Why does Jim have a huge hard-on during a business meeting?"

"Nah, I think that's just ghost bulge."
by Daaaaaaaawg May 2, 2010
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Ghost poop

When you take a shit but have nothing to wipe; most people follow this up with a couple of safety strokes just in-case.

The eerie and mysterious phenomenon of pooping without leaving any trace of such on your butt, giving a "too-clean-for-comfort" feeling.
"Fuck, I'll be right back man I had a ghost poop earlier today so I hardly wiped but now I'm starting to smell the stank... shit"
by Whelp September 19, 2011
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ghost ridin

Once again u cats tried and failed......
Ghost ridin or doin tha Creedy-bo(R.I.P.)
is when u LEAVE the car in gear but u slow down enough to walk or dance next to your car or hop on top of the hood,roof, or trunk and let Casper drive
Brah I seen u on E.14 ghost ridin tha scrape thang

Boi tha sideshow was yankin!!!! Cats was in tha hyphy train ghost ridin and hella shit till them people started comin
by B Hefna April 5, 2008
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black ghost

A racial slang, used by Hong Kong people or Hongers used to describe black people or niggas. A literal translation of the Cantonese term "huck guei".
Look at the black ghost trying to steal a car over there.
by Slammer111 April 26, 2006
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Ghost ride

A sexual act whereby a person will take a girl from behind as she faces their bedroom window. This person’s flatemate will very discreetly come in half way through and swap whilst the original fornicator runs around the house to the window and waves at the girl who is now being “ghost ridden”.
“Dude I just got a booty call from Lauren and she sounded fairly trashed – could be a good night for ghost ride”
by superluckycat October 7, 2008
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Ghost Flush

After taking a big #2 and you've pushed the toilet paper packing to a maximum ( one more ply and it will surely clog) you flush and wait for the "cyclone" of water to throw the last bunch of T.P. down the hole. This resembles a ghost flying and saves you from one hell of a shit storm (no pun intended).
"Dude, I was in a public restroom, and in order to save myself from a huge clogging affair, I pulled a ghost flush and yelled "BOOOOO" as the cyclone engulfed my last wipe."

"Nice. I'm a plumber, and will surely pass this on to future clients. This could be the end of the plunger."
by Dangle Berries August 28, 2009
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ghost retard

A ghost that is retarded. You know how when you have a ghost but it doesn't scare you, that ghost is surely retarded.
Holy shit mike, did you just hear that non-threatening sound?, I bet it is your ghost retard trying to scare us again.
by Tar-Baby January 14, 2010
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