3 definitions by Tar-Baby

ass children

An infant or small child that was birthed from his mother's ass instead of the vagina. Usually very emotional and hard to entertain. They maintain a general smell to them as well, as if they never bathe.

Holy shit spencer, I can smell your ass child from the drive-way.
OR
I hope I never have to raise any ass children of my own.

by Tar-Baby January 15, 2010

gnar beagle

Someone who is gnar. Someone that is such a good skateboarder that they are gnarly.....and also a beagle.

T.J., Mike, Spencer

Yeah! Gnar Beagles! You landed that three flip like a fucking gnar beagle!

by Tar-Baby January 15, 2010

ghost retard

A ghost that is retarded. You know how when you have a ghost but it doesn't scare you, that ghost is surely retarded.

Holy shit mike, did you just hear that non-threatening sound?, I bet it is your ghost retard trying to scare us again.

by Tar-Baby January 15, 2010