Frynese

A so-called “Chinese restaurant” where almost everything on the entire menu is fried. The owner of a Frynese place is rarely ever actually Chinese, nor are the majority of the clientele.

If you don’t mind getting the runs afterwards, you can find Frynese restaurants in virtually any town, regardless of size. Their menu consists of fried pork, fried chicken, fried beef, fried fish, fried shrimp, fried squid, fried vegetables for those trying to eat healthy, fried rice, and fried fries. The only clue that this is even supposed to be a Chinese restaurant is that they have soy sauce and sweet and sour sauce instead of ketchup and mayo. The menu probably isn’t even in Mandarin. And a fortune cookie which they’d fry if they could.

Frynese by Shepherd Guy June 27, 2025

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Frying

This is usually commented after reading something thats outrageous or really funny

(Outrageous funny post/comment)
"Ha haha this is frying me right now"

Frying by PESHI July 15, 2025

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FRY • frying pans • frying • Frying the Coke • Fry Sauce • Fryday • Frye • fry tax • fry-up • fryguy

Fryno

Something that means cool, unexpected, slick

"Yo, that fit is fryno."

Fryno by Clxche September 10, 2025

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Frypan

Slang, used when describing routine Asian women’s round, flat and (of course) featureless faces.

Not to be confused with the device used to fry up some bacon and eggs.

Person 1: Bruh, you’ll never guess what I saw in Chinatown last night!
Person 2: How do you not expect me to guess you saw frypans, and a whole hell of a lot of ‘em!
Person 1: No you backwards hillbilly, I saw Fred Durst driving a clapped out Civic playing “Rollin Rollin Rollin..”!

Frypan by Parabs September 17, 2025