Win

You didn't win anything. You did what the Jews always do and lied and fucked your sister.

Hym "Hey, I can say it too. I win. You lose. You see how meaningless it is? How many Jews kids did you get killed trying and failing to stop me? Where'd Candy go? Where's your doppelganger? You don't care about any of the thing you pretend to care about. All of the justification for doing what you're doing here is the things you care about. It's not about your kids. Your entire life is being extra special businessman and you are objectively worse then a fat stoner loser who didn't even have to try. No amount of Jew loans and lying to your kids is going to undo that."

by Hym Iam March 5, 2025

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Win

Amazing on all accounts. This is a guy you definitely want to be around at all times. Everything is better with him in it.

Get yourself a Win, you won’t regret it

by FishySuspect November 22, 2021

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Squidward Wins

A brutal deconstruction fanfiction where Squidward Tentacles finally gets the amazing life that he's always dreamed of by getting sweet revenge on the people who make every day of his life a living hell.

"Squidward Wins" is a favorite of many Squidward fans.

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 23, 2021

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Win

Some guy with big dik energy

"Damn is that Win"

by CrisTheWu November 24, 2021

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Bird Win

A pointless win when a sports team is already eliminated from playoff contention. The win sabotages the teams’ draft position the following year. The term is typical used during the course of a Detroit Lions season.

Ryan: I really hope the lions win the last game of the year so that they don’t go winless this year.

Person 1: You realize the Lions won’t get the first overall pick if they win this game right? It would be a Bird Win.

Ryan: Yeah I know. You always want to win even if you’re already eliminated from the playoffs.

Person 1: 🤦 ♂️ #BirdWin

by Mluke November 24, 2021

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I was bangin' 7 gram rocks, That's how i roll. Winning

A song by The Gregory Brothers

I was bangin' 7 gram rocks, That's how I roll. Winning
I have one gear: GO - epic winning
Are you bipolar?
I'm bi-winning
Win here, win there, win, win everywhere, where

by SPrice1980 May 27, 2023

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