Samuel Bird

Massive alpha male, still plays fortnite, any female with 10 miles of him gets instantly impregnated, kinda cringe tho

oh my god its samuel bird, *instantly dies from his alpha maleness* then plays fortnite

by #1 Sam bird fan February 14, 2020

Worlie Bird

When you bottomed out in your girls ass and she tells you to go deeper, so you improvise

Guy 1 - I had to give Rebecca the 'Ol Worlie Bird last night.

Guy 2 - sucks your dicks small.

by myfavsexpositioniscryingalone April 15, 2015

he-bird

The anus of a gay male.

FUCK ME IN THE HE-BIRD!!!

You could fit a watermelon up that he-bird.

by PinkPlasticJesus December 19, 2009

muck bird

An ugly woman. Especially used for loud, arrogant, ugly women.

“I’m not drunk enough to talk to that muck bird yet”

by cheesy454 May 24, 2023

Oven Bird

Someone who thinks they are gorgeous but in reality is very ugly.

Have you seen Ellen? She's being such an oven bird!

by losersclubseggos March 13, 2022

bird shitivity

the theory of why birds shit all over everything so much.
the theory is that of you piss them off they will shit all over everything of yours and your neighbors.

Beth: i have this theory of why the birds are shitting all over everything; we cut down those trees and now they are pissed off at us.
mike: you should call it the theory of bird shitivity.

by Travis Seedil April 20, 2008

Ghetto bird

Police or news helicopter continuously searching urban areas with or without just cause.

I can't sleep because that ghetto bird has been circling our city for hours.

by MeesterSmeeth April 25, 2019