Floormelons

Sagging, large breasts or really breasts of any size that are closer to floor than person's head. Breasts of a woman who is mature and needs a heavy duty bra to hold boobs in the place they were some 30 + years before. Usage of a Victoria's Secret bra will no longer cut it.

That grandma has floormelons and needs a more supportive bra.

by Snoangel August 14, 2015

floor jelly

When you're on your period and it drips on the floor

Wow her floor jelly looks yummy

by cockboggler October 25, 2015

Floor hippie

A human like creature that resides primarily on floors. This creature has an insatiable appitite for heroin methamphetamine and trinket trading and a strange obsession with magic. If encountered euthanize at once to avoid possible infection. If infected by this beast you will slowly turn into a worthless garbage spreading soul sucking fucktard.

The floor hippie has completely ruined my carpet by leaking unfathomable amounts of bullshit and lies from every orifice.

by Jbar1997 December 6, 2015

floor the place

Floor the place
When someone wants you to "floor the place" they want you to fuck them so hard they can't walk for a week

John wanted me to floor the place last night but I just wasn't ready.

Margret and Billy really floored the place last night, I could hear it from the room next to theirs!

by Fuck English language February 28, 2016

Floor Bum

(1)Sex toy. Moulded latex representation of female or male hindquarters, including orifices.
(2)Unfortunate situation.

"Don't go in there, Michael is sliding around on his floor bum again"
"John's pay cut is a real floor bum"

by Florbot October 8, 2016

Floor Carpet

A small section of carpet that is usually placed on top of a large and many times non-carpet floor. Otherwise known as: A rug.

Will you please clean the floor carpet for me?

by rasbowlincoln August 8, 2016

Floorbiotic

The beneficial (and invisible) live cultures that you receive when you eat stuff off the floor.

No one in my family ever gets sick. We've got strong immune systems developed over years of ingesting floorbiotics.

by sjbliv September 30, 2016