Definitions by Snoangel

Floormelons 

Sagging, large breasts or really breasts of any size that are closer to floor than person's head. Breasts of a woman who is mature and needs a heavy duty bra to hold boobs in the place they were some 30 + years before. Usage of a Victoria's Secret bra will no longer cut it.

That grandma has floormelons and needs a more supportive bra.

Floormelons by Snoangel August 14, 2015