A little bitch of a CO that is constantly found underneath the desks of his/her superiors.
The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other Correctional Officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything.... Depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry "unfair"
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only have to do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and must expect applause from everyone.
Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommie Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other Correctional Officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything.... Depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry "unfair"
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only have to do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and must expect applause from everyone.
Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommie Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
Hey CO, why are you staying late?
Flex Officer said it was unfair for him to be mandated, so Daddy Captain said he is not allowed to be mandated.
Flex Officer said it was unfair for him to be mandated, so Daddy Captain said he is not allowed to be mandated.
by BigDaddyBear53 April 12, 2025
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A "cafeteria-style" approach to social justice characterized by the selective endorsement of feminist principles when they advance one's personal interests, social standing, or convenience, while disregarding or reverting to traditional patriarchal norms when those norms offer greater personal comfort or reduced obligation.
Key Characteristics:
• Selective Agency: Embracing empowerment to bypass traditional restrictions while invoking traditional gender roles to avoid accountability, responsibility, or labor.
• Situational Equality: Claiming equal rights in professional or public contexts while strategically reinforcing gendered expectations in private, domestic, or financial arrangements.
Etymology:
A portmanteau of flexible (from Latin flexibilis, "manageable") and feminism (from French féminisme, advocating equality of the sexes as a foundational political and social principle. Modeled on terms such as slacktivism, the construction implies a performative or opportunistic relationship to ideology.
Related Terms:
• flexeminist (n./adj.): One who practices flexeminism.
• convenience equity (n.): The broader phenomenon of endorsing parity only when the personal cost of doing so is negligible.
Key Characteristics:
• Selective Agency: Embracing empowerment to bypass traditional restrictions while invoking traditional gender roles to avoid accountability, responsibility, or labor.
• Situational Equality: Claiming equal rights in professional or public contexts while strategically reinforcing gendered expectations in private, domestic, or financial arrangements.
Etymology:
A portmanteau of flexible (from Latin flexibilis, "manageable") and feminism (from French féminisme, advocating equality of the sexes as a foundational political and social principle. Modeled on terms such as slacktivism, the construction implies a performative or opportunistic relationship to ideology.
Related Terms:
• flexeminist (n./adj.): One who practices flexeminism.
• convenience equity (n.): The broader phenomenon of endorsing parity only when the personal cost of doing so is negligible.
After teaching a seminar on feminist theory, she displayed her flexeminism at home, insisting that her male partner entirely finance their home.
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