filthy pirate

much the same as was explained above although you kick your partner on the shin, forcing them to hop on one leg as though they had a wooden one ( the one you kicked .

Joe schmoe: oh baby im gonna cum
* pulls out, unloads in her eye and kicks her shin*
tiffany: Ouch
*hobbles*
Joe schmoe: arrr! you're a filthy pirate

by chris cskay October 19, 2006

Filthy Fisherman

When your getting ready to have sex with a woman and she makes fun of your small penis. So you slip her a ruffie and when she passes out, you stuff cans of Chicken by the Sea Tuna fish up her ass. Then you dig through her purse and use her lipstick to write Charlie on her forehead.

That chick I picked up at the bar last night dissed me so I ran a filthy fisherman on her.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

bozo filter

A mythical device which would, in theory, be able to identify fools and prevent them from calling/annoying/talking to you. Impossible to implement because fools are so ingenious.

Man that guy is such an idiot. I wish I had a bozo filter.

by pur1337 October 8, 2003

filthy lucre

filthy lucre skid marks of the rich

There's enough filthy lucre in his underwear to pay of the National Debt.

by John Wariner November 30, 2004

filthy whore

The specific language used by a female when explaining any promiscuous behavior to her signifigant other

On Jamcruise I 2004, @ 5am a young man stated to his 'girlfriend' "Excuse me, I don't speak filthy whore" and walked away while she assumed a shocked expression. Upon request for further info on the situation, the young woman said "I have no idea!" Yeah...Right

by IC February 29, 2004

Filthy

A person (usually female) of questionable character, commonly used in a sexual context.

Yose, last night this filthy was tryin' to get all up ons, but I wasn't having it. My boy told me she licked 9 kids last week.

by Creamy McPantsmann April 18, 2004

filf

English term for the police, or cops

scarper lads, it's da filf

by end-o-son November 9, 2006