Fat Feisty 

-Phrase that describes a sloppy reaction to that which is desired.

-A run or shamble that would resemble a newborn learning to walk.

-Gawk, Ogle, and/or drooling at guilty pleasures

*A person getting 'Fat Feisty' does not pertain to their weight, but instead just the action/reaction that person has toward an object or event.

"I went home and got all fat feisty on some surprise pizza"

"A group of teenage or girls got fat feisty at the site of Zac Efron"

"That bitch got all fat feisty on my dick bro!"

Fat Feisty by Sc0tticus & Mechantx February 3, 2012

Fat pie 

A girl with a fair bit extra round the waist but DD's or bigger. Not very attractive but you probably would after 6 pints. Gerald's favourite type of girl.

Dave: Look at that fat pie over there Jezz!

Jezz: Oh, I just jizzed in my pants.

Fat pie by Dude-fucking-man December 13, 2012

Fat Bitch (gun) 

A gun thats concealed in the folds of fat in an obese woman. This definition can only apply to one thats obese enough to use their fat to physically conceal the gun

The police arrested an overweight female gangbanger for assault. Upon checking her with a metal detector, further searching revealed she was hiding a fat bitch under the fat rolls of her stomach. She now faces additional handgun charges.

A fat lady robbed the gas station on 1st street. She didnt seem suspicious at first but she reached under her arm and pulled out a fat bitch (gun) and pointed it at the clerk and demanded money.

Fat Bitch (gun) by Pyro316 November 14, 2012

FAT SAVAGE 

A fat guy who gets mad bitches and never wears a shirt. Often the center of attention. Gives no fucks what people think about him.

"Yo, did you see Biig Jay at that party last night?!"

"Yeah man! FAT SAVAGE wasn't playin any games!"

FAT SAVAGE by Jay3000000 October 30, 2013

fat elf 

A drug dealer that consumes his own product.

Its really dry around here there must be a fat elf must work this territory.

fat elf by fat elf January 12, 2015

Fat Dragon

a person who is on the larger side that believes eating chinese food will make them skinny

P1: Look at her!
P2: Who? The Fat Dragon?
P1: Yeah, she has been dressing like a all american school girl this week!

Fat Dragon by TOPthreesome July 5, 2016

Fat juicy worm

Another word for a big fat dick

I got a Fat Juicy Worm

Fat juicy worm by CrypticDiamond December 6, 2016