fake-up

When two people who weren't really going out, break up.
A fake break up.

Also, when two people in an on-again, off-again relationship break up, but you know they will just get back together.

I just heard you just broke up with Brenda. That'd be sad if you were actually going out. Dude, you had a fake-up.
or
I don't want to hear about another fake up with Brenda. You know you'll just get back together, even though she's a secret lesbian.

by aqua dad March 8, 2012

Fake News

Term used by Donald Trump and all supporters of any TRUE/CONFIRMED information or credible opinion that either goes AGAINST or is CONTRADICTORY to 45th President Donald Trump's views or denial of factual information.

Regular person: " I saw a video on the news today of 10,000 times Donald Trump lied to public while in office."
TRUMPER: " That's fake news!"
Regular person: "I saw it with my own eyes!"
TRUMPER: "ALL those videos are 'fake news' because Donald Trump denied it"

by Like I see it July 2, 2020

fake fuckboy

A fake fuckboy is a guy who at first look, you'd think he is a fuckboy, but really, he is the most normal down to earth blokes

1: Wow, dont go for david, he a fuck boy?

1: Nah, he is a fake fuckboy

by BBhhaann March 6, 2017

Fake Gay

Someone that pretends to be gay only to get close to girls or feel entitled.

Richard: fuck you won't do shit
Owen: Your only angry because you have no friends so you resort to pretending to be gay so you can get pussy. Fake gay ass deceptive motherfucker.

by FuckYall23 September 13, 2019

Fake Nap

Where you go to take a nap, don't actually fall asleep, but still feel recharged afterward.

Man, I feel much better after taking that fake nap. Now I feel better about going to work later.

by SushiMonster555 November 21, 2010

Fake Up

When a couple breaks up but only for a couple hours.

Chris- Dude Ben and Molly just broke up.
Drew- Oh shit, he must be pissed.
(Hours Later)
Drew- False alarm, just a Fake Up, they're back together.

by DMac27 March 6, 2011

fake j's

a faggot that wears fake jordan shoes

hahahahahah look at that faggot over there, hes wearing fake j's.

by bigpenis420 June 6, 2011