Fairy

A fairy is a magical small creature that usually lives in a white spotted red mushroom as most people say. Fairy's may or may not be real. No one actually knows. Most people say that fairys are stupid and mean and little miniature bitches, but no one knows for sure. They could be make belive or they could be real.

Tinker bell is a fairy.

by Katie Kat 2.0 March 25, 2019

Spark fairy

In short a A typical asshole whom welds on natural gas pipeline for work. Biggest bitchy crybabys ever met. Name Is derived from the combination of horrible welds and the mix of shit vapors emitted by workers mouth.

I'm firing that damn spark fairy his welds are as shitty as his breath.

by Damndirtydean March 28, 2019

Punch the Fairy

The act of Female Masturbation: Involving intensive clitoral stimulation.

After a long day at work nothing beats using a brand new vibrator to punch the fairy

by Killer Chimera Queen April 14, 2019

Anal fairy

An Anal fairy is someone that is acting idiotically and stuck up. They don't know when to shut their mouth.

Juliet: Ugh, look at Verónica.

Dakota: I know right! She looks like a total Anal fairy

by Bagalootheflowrr September 23, 2019

Fairy Dust

“Fairy dust is when someone walks through your fart”

When Hassan received his diploma from President Genshaft, he left a trail of fairy dust.

by BoldNBrash May 29, 2018

Fairy dust

When someone walks through your fart

After receiving his diploma, Hassan left a trail of fairy dust for Judy.

by BoldNBrash May 31, 2018

Ass Fairy

When you fall asleep with spare change in the bed. Then when you get up you discover the ass fairy had placed the change in, on or around your ass or asses.

The Ass Fairy gave me a wooden nickel last night.

by jvcanote June 6, 2018