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Rocket Donkey

Cowboy slang term for a Barrel Racing Horse. Usually a crazy, overhyped horse that will run you over, because he's so burnt out on barrel racing. Usually a $500 horse she spends $5k a month on in supplements, gimmicky "fixes" and chiropractor.
Oh God, here comes Brittany on her Rocket Donkey. Y'all better get out of the way!
by Mostly_feral August 6, 2020
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Zambizi Swamp-Donkey

The ugliest of uglies... the beast of all beasts...

The Zambezi swamp donkey is found throughout society paining our eyes with their extreme need for facial reonstructive surgery.

They are the proverbial person who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.... then climbed back up for another go.

See also Hippocrocodillaped
AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Man, that girl's a right Zambizi Swamp-Donkey... I need eye bleach STAT!
by Phill Howe December 27, 2007
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Sky Diving Donkey

When a cruel owner of a donkey buys an airplane duct taped the donkey to the bottom of it, fly's the plane over a open field. the owner jumps out of the airplane and surprisingly grabs the donkey. the owner rips the donkeys hide off and makes it into a parachute all in mid air! very hard, but possible. safely the donkey lands on the ground but has to go through a series of mental therapy before attempting again.
-Dude i met a sky diving donkey yesterday and he was awesome!

-Wow! thats so sky diving donkey!
by tune68 January 9, 2011
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bow legged swamp donkey

An office employee who does nothing but sit all day and make grunts and groans. A smelly person who gets off their ass so infrequently they walk funny.
Good god that guy walks like an idiot.

Well I wish he would stay sitting down he wreeks but I can only smell it when he stands up. He needs to get washed with a damned fire hose. He is a damn bow legged swamp donkey.
by Come on meow November 28, 2014
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donkey butt

A butt that is really high up, sticks out and usually on black people, or people with long skinny legs.
Let me ride that donkey butt!
Let me ride that donkey donkey!
by CGee December 9, 2008
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donkey thump

When pounding a girl in the ass, right before you spurt you thump her upside the head, knocking her out causing all her muscles to contract giving the greatest pleasure in your life.
oh shit here it comes!! oh god! wait hold... on... im gonna donkey thump you!... (whack) oh..... jesus!
by Blake Sprunk June 9, 2003
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Donkey De La Ouoo

A job where u teach donkeys how to talk
Word on the streets says that Lauren wants to be a Donkey De La Ouoo when she grows up..... :)
by Jamilaso Ampayaso March 10, 2004
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