by sharunr04 August 4, 2004
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situation where kreepy perverted guy harasses u & yor ENTIRE group of girls all night long in a desperate attempt to get laid
He offers u drinks which are more than likely spiked with rohypnol, flunitrazepam, ghb or some other date rape drug
when u refuse his "offer" he proceeds directly to the next girl in your group to pathetically hit on her
this species easily recognizable by distinct plumage purchased sometime in the 70's or 80's & which he thinks is still, "bitchin" or "fuckin sweet!"
More than likely it is a brightly colored leisure suit with the shirt unbuttoned to the navel & a gold chain caught in his graying chest hair
this species has also been spotted in a gray or cream suit resembling the type worn by ANY character from Miami Vice & with enough shoulder padding to make a linebacker jealous
invariably this specimen is completely ignorant that he is obsolete, annoying & impotent. any attempts to apprise him of this fact are rendered useless as he typically has an IQ which makes George W. Bush look like a Mensa candidate
the only way to evade this situation is to pretend you do not speak the same language & promptly have a wing(wo)man swoop in & rescue u
feigning lesbianism will not work as he will simply ask to join in or videotape
run away at the first opportunity due to the to the RAGING CASE OF HERPES he contracted in the early 90's
situation where kreepy perverted guy harasses u & yor ENTIRE group of girls all night long in a desperate attempt to get laid
He offers u drinks which are more than likely spiked with rohypnol, flunitrazepam, ghb or some other date rape drug
when u refuse his "offer" he proceeds directly to the next girl in your group to pathetically hit on her
this species easily recognizable by distinct plumage purchased sometime in the 70's or 80's & which he thinks is still, "bitchin" or "fuckin sweet!"
More than likely it is a brightly colored leisure suit with the shirt unbuttoned to the navel & a gold chain caught in his graying chest hair
this species has also been spotted in a gray or cream suit resembling the type worn by ANY character from Miami Vice & with enough shoulder padding to make a linebacker jealous
invariably this specimen is completely ignorant that he is obsolete, annoying & impotent. any attempts to apprise him of this fact are rendered useless as he typically has an IQ which makes George W. Bush look like a Mensa candidate
the only way to evade this situation is to pretend you do not speak the same language & promptly have a wing(wo)man swoop in & rescue u
feigning lesbianism will not work as he will simply ask to join in or videotape
run away at the first opportunity due to the to the RAGING CASE OF HERPES he contracted in the early 90's
him: hi, my name is liney. would you like a drink?
you: no hablar Inglis.
girlfriend: (swooping in) hey girl! there you are, our cab's here!
(run away quickly from 40-year-old-dude-at-the-club)
you: no hablar Inglis.
girlfriend: (swooping in) hey girl! there you are, our cab's here!
(run away quickly from 40-year-old-dude-at-the-club)
by D.Praved February 4, 2010
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Something you say to your someone when they tell you something that could be interesting but you feel like being a sarcastic dick. Make sure you let that cool really ring out like this: cooooooooool. ussually followed up by a quick comment about something better you have done.
James: Matt i got my license!!
Matt: Cool dude i got mine three fucking years ago.
James: You're a dick
Matt: Atleast i've had my license for three years
Matt: Cool dude i got mine three fucking years ago.
James: You're a dick
Matt: Atleast i've had my license for three years
by James Meyerhoff January 22, 2009
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A dude man: No,me want free Nitro
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Get the Doobie Dude mug.A large person whose legs are very fat and "beefy". They are also known to have terrible body odour and they wear tye dye shirts almost everyday.
by jamie leek June 3, 2008
Get the Big dude Beefy legs mug.1) A reference to the motion picture film, "The Big Lebowski." The 'rug' in the expression refers to any coveted possession, tangable or ideological, regardless of whether or not it 'ties the room together.' Therefore, to hypothetically urinate on such a possession would be to corrupt and/or disgrace it; ruin it.
2) The act of actually urinating upon an owner's rug.
2) The act of actually urinating upon an owner's rug.
Jack: Hey man. Check out my new ride. I just got it yesterday and it handles like a dream.
John: Is the engine supposed to smoke like that?
Jack: You just pissed on my rug, dude.
John: Is the engine supposed to smoke like that?
Jack: You just pissed on my rug, dude.
by The Timmer April 12, 2007
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