Ding

A stupid idiot

*oh I didn't know that* Ya ding

by Jeshbehsbs January 5, 2017

ding dong duster

A epic or very large mustache.

My god, look at that Ding dong duster.

by Kmccar91 January 14, 2017

Ding Dong Postbox

The act of knocking on a Syrian immigrants door and shitting through the hole in their burka

I ding dong postboxed ms hosseini last night the cheeky slag

by R0_gUE January 25, 2017

Ding

A name to give someone, it can mean anything.

Sage: ur literally such a ding
Kylie: fu

by Guava4 March 10, 2017

Ding Dong Go

To knock on an anonymous door or ring an anonymous doorbell, but to run away before it is answered. More specifically, the individual who partakes in knocking/ringing, hereby dubbed the "ding dong" must run, hereby dubbed as "go", for as long as possible without taking a break. It is also customary for the individual who has answered the door to run after the "ding dong".

As a long distance runner, Nashid was exceptional at ding dong go, since she could keep running away for hours on end.

by Worried Atheist March 29, 2017

Ding Dong

Another word for a dumb person

Stop being such a ding dong for five seconds please.

by Ty Track March 30, 2017

ding-a-ling

A dick that makes me happy and I cum each time

My ding-a-ling is talking

by Worm magnet April 7, 2017