Cucuy Hair

When your hair looks like a monster resembling a monster bunny named Cookie that appears to have a hormonal imbalance and looks scary.

Jason has cucuy hair so bad right now.

by Dwags4409 August 28, 2014

cuckaroo'd

When someone is screwed over or fucked very badly

Wow I heard you got cuckaroo'd real bad the other day

by Thickleaves September 13, 2016

Cucumber encumberer

A more esoteric term for "cock blocker" derived from the term "encumber: to restrict or burden (someone or something) in such a way that free action or movement is difficult." and "cucumber: a hard pickle, and pickle means penis."
The term may also exist in the form of "encumber(ed/ing) the/my/his cucumber" as well as other possible combinations.

"Jenny's crazy roommate who adopted 4 cats and hates men probably fingers herself to encumbering my cucumber like it's a fucking hobby. I just want a piece of Jenny!"
"Cucumber encumberer, keeping the cum out of her!"

by omfgireallydontcare August 16, 2016

cucbag

The ability to put a cock in a Walmart bag and sell it on the street

I had recently cucbagged my cock and sold it

by Bagcock July 5, 2016

cucucufuud

A chair

I like that cucucufuud.

by Gooooooogggggllleee June 25, 2016

cucumber gentleman

When a girl loses her virginity to a cucumber

Emily: so how did you guys first do it? Was the guy hot?

Tori: umm... I lost my virginity with a cucumber.

Emily: he must have been a real "cucumber gentleman"

by Savage Cucumber May 20, 2016

cuck king

Another name for the great feminist vegetarian Onision. He is the one and only Cuck King.

All bow the the Cuck King, Onision

by DaMeerkatLucy November 22, 2016