joint-o-clock

A.K.A. 4:20
or any time.

hey,man.it's joint-o-clock

by sky May 8, 2003

Clock block

(v) when somebody makes a reference as to question the current time, any/all people who overhear him/her immediately screen the view of the nearest time keeping device so as to prevent the questioner from obtaining the correct time of day.

I asked what time it was, and he totally clock blocked me.

by Pinchot 803 January 1, 2008

Arden Alarm Clock

The act of ejaculating into one's hand then slapping someone who is asleep with said hand. Particularily effective for its two-fold effect of confusion and anger on impact, then realization and horror of having cum on your face.

When Tuesday dropped the Arden Alarm Clock on Clint, Clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek.

by RubyTuesday July 16, 2008

Tree O'clock

Term used to describe any time when you will go to smoke Marajuana.

"Common man! Get the pot out, It's Tree O'clock!"

by Nick Farrand April 29, 2006

Dog O'Clock

The time at which it is most appropriate to engage in anal intercourse

Man: "I believe it is Dog O'Clock!"
Woman: "I believe it is! Well, in you go"

by Old Gregorian Calender August 19, 2009

Clockbitch

Someone who is a bit testy at times.

Someone who bitches around the clock.

"Sally is testy today. She is a clockbitch."

I only met one clockbitch today at the old folks home, I was staying at.

by Raven Bishop November 2, 2010

chocking the turkey

When you masturbate. Another name for wanking, mostly used by Highschool teens on the west coast.

Kid 1:Where's peter at?
Kid 2:He's at home chocking the turkey before he gets here.

by Big black niggaz November 11, 2013