Jeebus Crust is the Crust of Crustianity and the reason we celebrate Crustmas. He is the son of Gosh and part of the Holy 3-Some (or Ménage à Trois). Jeebus was born to Bloody Mary, a virgin, by a miracle of the Spirit of Truthiness. The Holy Babble gives an account of an angel visiting Bloody Mary to tell her that she was chosen to bare the Son of Gosh. Jeebus is known as the first Ninja. He is also the first to demonstrate the Ninja stealth ability of turning into a bunny.
Following the teachings of Jeebus Crust has changed my life. Crustianity Heaven is far better than any other afterlife.
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(n)- Something that has the ultimate crust factor. Meaning it is very undesirable and therefore crusty. It is so crusty that it has to be referred to the place that makes the crust- the crust factory.
girl 1- heyyy look at my new shirt
girl 2- wow its like a crust factory, put it away
girl 1 *walks away crying*
girl 2- wow its like a crust factory, put it away
girl 1 *walks away crying*
by ABsofsteel June 18, 2013
Get the crust factory mug.Cracking The Crust, is when a male saves up copious amounts of smegma (dick cheese) and let's it harden for a solid week, during the hardening process the male makes sure the temperature allways is above 36.7°C.
Once the hardening process is over the bodyheat will have transformed the smegma into a liquid state underneath the crust.
This is when a partner steps in and takes a healthy bite into the crust, cracking it and checking the color along with the smell of the liquid, (usually yellow or green colored).
Most preferred way to consume this is by draining it into a shotglass and taking small sips, while removing chunks of crust and chewing them thoroughly. "Crunchy and savoury"
Once the hardening process is over the bodyheat will have transformed the smegma into a liquid state underneath the crust.
This is when a partner steps in and takes a healthy bite into the crust, cracking it and checking the color along with the smell of the liquid, (usually yellow or green colored).
Most preferred way to consume this is by draining it into a shotglass and taking small sips, while removing chunks of crust and chewing them thoroughly. "Crunchy and savoury"
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Get the Crack The Crust mug.The art of sniffing the crotch of a pair of panties taken from the dirty clothes hamper, jerking of and cumming in the crotch of them. Primarily means rooting through the dresser drawer of a womans clean panties, jerking off on the crotch and then folding them back up and putting them back.
I was at my buddies house at a party and they werent paying attention. His old ladies a pretty hot broad. I went int thier room and opened her dresser drawer, snagged a sweet looking pair of thongs and hit the bathroom. They were clean so I was a Panty Cruster and put them back. I wonder if she ever noticed before she put them on.
by The Cornhole King January 7, 2005
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a female who is generally well-rounded in all aspects of her personality.
A Cristy is especially helpful with advice to other friends. She is a very caring and respectable person. She shines with beauty inside and out. Nothing bad can be said about one. However, they will get really pissed off when they are used by their friends. They also don't like it when their friends are influenced by others not to think for themselves. When this happens, they usually let this person deal with the problems he/she has created on his/her own. However, if their friend changes for the worst and does not look to fix the friendship that he/she has ruined (sometimes due to devoted attention to the opposite sex), she will generally move on to someone who cares about the friendship.
Cherish your frienship with a Cristy, for she will be one of the best friends you will ever have.
a female who is generally well-rounded in all aspects of her personality.
A Cristy is especially helpful with advice to other friends. She is a very caring and respectable person. She shines with beauty inside and out. Nothing bad can be said about one. However, they will get really pissed off when they are used by their friends. They also don't like it when their friends are influenced by others not to think for themselves. When this happens, they usually let this person deal with the problems he/she has created on his/her own. However, if their friend changes for the worst and does not look to fix the friendship that he/she has ruined (sometimes due to devoted attention to the opposite sex), she will generally move on to someone who cares about the friendship.
Cherish your frienship with a Cristy, for she will be one of the best friends you will ever have.
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