crock

the act of smoking a spliff

last night i was with dave and we crocked a fatty

by juelz November 2, 2005

Crocodile tears

The act of crying while participating in sexual intercourse with a friend of your significant other.

As he unbuckled his jeans I couldn't hold back the crocodile tears.

by Paza-Fucking-mistic April 18, 2018

crockets

Pubic lice with serious biting power, similar to a crocodile bite. Crabs. Parasites. Crotch crickets.

I saw LIL STEVIE scratching his pubes all day, that chick he hooked up with at the beach must have given him some some serious salt water crockets.

by Curly Gonzo June 13, 2007

crocolachrymose

shedding crocodile tears; pretending to be sympathetic.

Our leaders are all crocolachrymose. They pretend to share people's sorrows but on the contrary they are acting against their interests.

by uttam maharjan October 26, 2010

crock

the definition of the area between one's legs, a mixture of "crotch" and "crack", which often produces mass droolage.

holy shit, her crock makes my drool form an ocean

by countcrockula May 27, 2010

crock

Feared by men,
Adored by all women.

Crock was ere

by Crock April 2, 2004

crockett cougars

The Greatest Drumline In the world goes to this highschool and performes the best cadences in the world!! go to www.swt.com then search for cdl

we make um say daaaaammmnn

by Eli August 29, 2003