Mud Crabs

The act of getting crabs from anal sex

Man I got mud crabs from after butt love last night

by Squirrelly Dan May 27, 2022

Crab Pagoon

1. the situation of going down on a woman of Asian heritage.

2. When you’re finger blasting a chick, with a slight hint of soy sauce.

I took this girl on a date to get Thai last night, afterwards, I got to eat a crab pagoon for dessert!

by Donnie’s back up plans August 17, 2025

Musty Crab

A cheep perfume smell worn by a tiny bossy lady.

Have you smelt Ann? Every room she enters, she leaves a musty crab aroma.

by Crownsumo March 14, 2025

Mud Crabs

Pubic lice that have moved their way from from the genitals, through the mangroves of a man or woman’s gooch, only to take up residency in the general vicinity of one’s colon, hence the mud.

Hey mate I’ll be back in a minute my mud crabs are giving me grief

by UnkySnit10 October 13, 2022

Crab

Being/doing stupid things

Basically a insult to people that don't understand

Dude that guys a total crab.
Your acting craby.
Don't be playing no crab games.

by That one guys with the stuff December 4, 2015

Potomac Blue Crab

Crab

Before work, I crab for Potomac Blue Crabs on the Rochambeau Memorial Bridge.

by Bob.S.Got October 16, 2019

crab clam

a clam that has closed on a crab's leg

a crab feels a pain in its leg the cause of this was a crab clam

by pookiesgramma July 18, 2017