by ThaDoggEgg May 13, 2005
Get the Cold Tap mug.Acute scottsdalis nasopharyngitis, usually known as the Scottsdale Cold, is a highly contagious, societal infectious condition of the respiratory system, primarily caused by Methylbenzoylecgonine or as it is usually known, cocaine.
A Scottsdale Cold will usually manifest itself after the weekend, generally when one is returning to work. Common symptoms of the Scottsdale Cold are runny nose, nasal congestion, sore throat, fatigue, malaise, and especially, loss of appetite.
The symptoms of a Scottsdale Cold usually resolve after about one week, but with prolonged use, can last up to months, even years.
With no cure in sight, the annual cumulative societal cost of the Scottsdale Cold in the United States is billions of dollars.
A Scottsdale Cold will usually manifest itself after the weekend, generally when one is returning to work. Common symptoms of the Scottsdale Cold are runny nose, nasal congestion, sore throat, fatigue, malaise, and especially, loss of appetite.
The symptoms of a Scottsdale Cold usually resolve after about one week, but with prolonged use, can last up to months, even years.
With no cure in sight, the annual cumulative societal cost of the Scottsdale Cold in the United States is billions of dollars.
Wow, there was green, white, and liquor all over the crib last weekend. My nose is drainin and I am feelin that Scottsdale Cold comin on
by Nik Richie January 24, 2008
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a man cold is found exclusivley upon the Y chromosome. this particular strand of the common cold results in individuals acting like a little bitch and crying about a stuffy nose. treatments for this include: suck it up, we dont care, and we're not your mother.
Synonyms: baby, little bitch, mammas boy.
antonym: the woman cold in which a woman can be dying of internal bleeding and manage to pass it off as just a flesh wound.
Synonyms: baby, little bitch, mammas boy.
antonym: the woman cold in which a woman can be dying of internal bleeding and manage to pass it off as just a flesh wound.
male: I officially have a man cold. I will not move from my bed and must have tissues and other man cold medicine (lots of chocolate and herbal tea) brought to me on demand by a nearby female.
female: suck it up and take advil ya chud
female: suck it up and take advil ya chud
by throughthehaze January 11, 2012
Get the man cold mug.1. A disease or individual you treat as an infection. Someone regarded as a pest, inferior being or boring/annoying.
2. Someone who has cold sores on their face.
2. Someone who has cold sores on their face.
1. Dude, youre such a cold sore, just go away. 'Youre bugging me'
2. Ew, did you see that cold sore Vitale had on his face? Why are you talking to him!!!!
2. Ew, did you see that cold sore Vitale had on his face? Why are you talking to him!!!!
by Slomer January 10, 2008
Get the cold sore mug.when an individual defacates into a condom. Then the individual places the condom in the freezer. When the fecal matter inside the condom is frozen, the individual then uses the shit/condom combo as an anal dildo of sorts.
by I.P. Daily February 2, 2006
Get the cold mike mug.The Act of put your nose in a vagina or anus while you have a cold, sneezing, and than sucking the snot out with your mouth.
by Timmy1997 September 26, 2010
Get the Cold Burrito mug.1. Neighbor: Hey bud I double dog dare you to give me one of those beers.
Bud: They're not cold yet.
Neighbor: I don't care, it feels cowboy cold to me.
2. I woke up this morning and my hair was frozen to my horses chest, it was cowboy cold last night.
Bud: They're not cold yet.
Neighbor: I don't care, it feels cowboy cold to me.
2. I woke up this morning and my hair was frozen to my horses chest, it was cowboy cold last night.
by Jolly Roger October 8, 2004
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