Hypothetical footwear devices said to be worn by individuals exhibiting odd tendencies or giving an impression of overexcitment and misdirected interests. Often seen on individuals from California, but most pronounced in Mauritians with skin cancer.
A code word for talking about marijuana in phone conversations or text messages. This usage can be traced back to a conversation about how walking around while stoned can make you feel like you're wearing clown shoes on your feet.
"I need to buy some clownshoes"
"I'm wearing my clown shoes, are you?"