Chris

A guy who thinks he’s the shit but isn’t. His friends hate him for cockblocking and acting as if he didn’t know. Usually has tiny legs. Would wear a sweatshirt and pajama pants everyday if he could.

Dude 1: Did you hear what Chris did?
Dude 2: Ya. He totally ruined Dude 3’s chances with that girl.

by Dude.who.does.stuff November 20, 2023

Chris

A guy who thinks he’s the shit but isn’t. His friends hate him for cockblocking and acting as if he didn’t know. Usually has tiny legs. Would wear a sweatshirt and pajama pants everyday if he could.

Dude 1: Did you hear what Chris did?
Dude 2: Ya. He totally ruined Dude 3’s chances with that girl.

by Dude.who.does.stuff November 20, 2023

Chris

loyal nigga with a big dick

“Chris is a loyal man”

by ayecuhonsy November 20, 2023

chris

chris is a 450 pound man who gets no bitches

no butches for you chris

by oleskiiboiEEEEE November 21, 2023

Chris

A Chris shoots niggas for money

chris be beefin with anybody😂😂

by Glizzy🇺🇸🦅 November 21, 2023

Chris

fat

*at thanksgiving dinner*
“Settle down on the potatoes, or else you’ll look like chris”

by biggyjoyboy November 22, 2023

Chris

The worst possible fucking human….especially with the last name Wallace

Him: That dude is an asshole! Who is that?

Him: Oh that’s Chris Wallace

by MoMoneyMoProblemsMoHoes November 25, 2023