carpetmuncher

one who munches grungey hairy granny puss and enjoys the carpet burn he/she gets from the happening.

granny smiths grandson was a great carpetmuncher

by sin dolly December 21, 2003

carpetbagger

One who journeys deep into teabagger-controlled territory to provide basic education in history (focusing on the lost decade, 2000-2010, which most teabaggers slept through, the bipartisan history of presidential advisers--aka czars, and the evolution and definitions of basic political terms), economics and government finance 101, geography, and critical thinking skills.

Dude, what are you gonna do when you graduate?

I dunno man, I thought about being a carpetbagger.

What's a carpetmuncher?
No, carpetbagging! You know, joining Americorps and teaching uneducated people in FEMA re-education camps.
Oh great! How noble of you!

by carpetbagger vance February 6, 2010

carp syndrome

the opening and closing of the mouth without verbalization that occurs when the individual displaying he syndrome is trying to get a word in edgewise.

"Steve's developed a full blown case of the carp syndrome since he married little Rose."

by J E. Walker May 9, 2003

carpet wheelies

When a dog scoots it's butt hole along the floor, usually carpet, to scratch it and/or rub off anything that's still on it.

Mom, Fido is doing carpet wheelies in the living room again.

by wingnut76 November 30, 2009

Carpet Bomb

To fart and walk at the same time, multiple times, in a public environment. Leaving a trail of stink none can tell the origin of.

Man 1- *carpet bombs sidewalk*
Woman- What is that smell?!
Man 2- I have no idea, but it's everywhere!

by Urban-Legend March 5, 2015

Carp

To "carp" a quest, or raid. Similar to piking, where a person does nothing yet receives the reward. First coined by "Tha High Council", on DDO Server Ghallanda.

Teezel (Rogue)- "Wow, Quonsky carped this whole quest again."
Petraeon (Paladin)- "Yeah, she's a real carper."

by Quonsky August 6, 2015

Deraj Carpetbomber

One who likes to blow an l on some t's. Also likes to make love with men, but in a friend way so that it's not gay. Will one day hope to work at f.y.e.

"Dude he pulled a Carpet Bomb."
"What?"
"Yeah he followed me into wal-mart and wouldn't leave me alone til I went to f.y.e.
"Man, what a Deraj Carpetbomber."
"Yeah he sucks."
"Yeah I know. I love him!"
"Wait... what?"
"Nothing."

by I have one eye October 17, 2008