Charles Bronson 

The ultimate badass.

A great actor who starred in such films as The Magnificent Seven, Death Wish, Violent City, Once Upon a Time in the West, Hard Times and others. Watch Charles Bronson's to see badassery at it's best.

Charles Bronson by Ookpick GooseFrubba October 10, 2005

Brown eggs 

When you do the girl anal and you tuck your balls in her ass and when you pull them out they are covered in brown shit.Then she sucks the shit off your nuts.

I gave your mom brown eggs lastnight.

Brown eggs by Tyler Hall February 20, 2009

Monkey Brownsock 

Similar to a brownsock, but with the addition of a monkey punch to help in the complicated process. As you pinksock your lover, you punch her in the back of the head to cause a disruption in her concentration, resulting in a loss of bowel control and the same ultimate outcome as the brownsock.

She wanted to try a brownsock but she was having trouble shitting during it, so I gave her a monkey brownsock instead!

Monkey Brownsock by zagen December 7, 2009

De-railed Brownstreak 

Any smudged turd not on the inside of a toilet.

Man, Jim had the biggest de-railed brownstreak ever across his forehead.

De-railed Brownstreak by ThatCrazyMexicanGuy November 27, 2010

Brown Ticket 

Noun. Excrement left on the hood of a poorly placed car.

"Some dick parked in my spot, so I left him a brown ticket"

Brown Ticket by Koor November 21, 2004

brown golf 

The act of playing Golf Tour (Nokia) or similar on a mobile device whilst sitting on the toilet, evacuating ones bowels.

(At Work to colleague) "Back in 5 minutes. Im just off for a round of brown golf"

brown golf by Will & Chris May 23, 2006

brown ear 

to brown ear someone is to talk shit
thus the word brown

when used like below you are suggesting the person you are saying it to is talking shit

in other words bollocks

"don't go giving me brown ear"

"don't go brown earring me"

"why is you giving me brown ear?"

brown ear by Dominic Coleman October 2, 2006