Stress Breast

In place of a stress ball, to grab and squeeze a girl's breast in order to relieve stress. the girl's breast will therefore experience the stress. the amount of noise created by the girl's squeal indicates the level of stress. In this way the stress breast can also be a stress test.
If stress exceeds a breast's capability, first try grabbing both breast's at once, and if that doesn't work, move on to a larger size.

I walked into school today angry and so I needed a stress breast. Jess was perfect. When I grabbed her tits she screamed so loud, the preschool next door was disrupted. Apparently, I was pretty angry.

by Horny John December 31, 2007

Breadfish

The marvelous breadfish is part bread, part fish.

It's like an inverse sandwich for fishermen and sharks.

by PlayaX September 23, 2004

breaking benjamin

Breaking Benjamin is a nu-metal/hard rock band and all in all a great band. Not only do they sound awesome on their CD's but they are even better live. I first discovered them at a concert where they opened for Evanescence and I was blown away. They were amazing. So I went out and bought Saturate and We Are Not Alone and now I'm a die hard fan. If you've never really listened to them before but want to I suggest you pick up Saturate first because it's an all around better album(in my opinion) than We Are Not Alone.

Some personal favorite songs I would recommend to someone new to BB are:
Water
Natural Life
Phase
Shallow Bay
Home
Break My Fall
Sooner or Later
Breakdown

www.shallowbay.com

www.breakingbenjamin.com

by Lost Soul Swimming In A Fish Bowl April 22, 2005

Mental Break-down

Most of the time you act like you are fine, there is nothing bothering you...then...You just start crying and crying and you feel like the hole world has turned and starting fighting you. And you just totally lash out with emotion! You can't stop......It's hell for anyone around while it happens
....OR....
In side your mind you are crying, screaming,and just.....you just can't take it any more....

Your best friend has past on in a car accident and you are totally sad and crushed because they were the only person you could talk to about your emotions with......Later....you just have flown to your Vaca home and are ready to enjoy your 2 month vaca and you get a call...
Boss you hate: We need you here, and if you don't come in 2 hours I will fire you..

In your head...
You in your head: I just and I mean JUST landed at my vaca home and I have to fly back to my sucky work!!!! When I should be here with my best friend but they past on!!!
AAHHHHH!!!!!
In rl:

You physically: Cry, scream, and Mental break-down

by Tryin to tell the truth July 3, 2018

bread basket

A slang term used to describe the general vicinity of the stomach.

*bob punches sam in the stomach*
"Owww.... right in the bread basket"

by gjasdlkfh July 19, 2005

spaghetti breakfast

A humorous slang term for the act of being raped by tentacles. See tentacle porn, hentai.

The etymology of the phrase comes from the idea of being force fed spaghetti, which resembles the tentacles, and the term breakfast which is sometimes used as a code word for sex. The breakfast thing really just indicates taking the noodles inside of yourself, normally in the case of eating, but in this case, not eating. People automatically realize that the phrase is not, in fact, referring to eating spaghetti for breakfast because of the unusual nature of such a meal.

Waiter: Our specials this morning include the Spaghetti Breakfast for 8.99.
Madam: My, I've never heard of that, what is it?
Waiter: Allow me to give you a free sample. BLURRRRGH! *sprouts tentacles*
Madam: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-- Ohh, yeah, deeper, to the left.

by VidaLondres August 24, 2006

breaststroke

a type of stroke in swimming where girls open their legs wide and guys swim behind them pretending not to look

breaststroke is my favorite stroke because i swim behind laura

by mlett June 25, 2013