Brattleboro

A nasty town in southern Vermont full of wannabe gang member and old, gay hippies. A visually appealing town on the outside but very unpleasant outside of the three popular streets in the small city.

guy 1- wanna go to Brattleboro this weekend?
guy2- No, i’d rather not. I don’t wanna get shot.

by eastcoastraccoon August 24, 2018

battle manatee

A manatee with spiked battle armor ready to kill AAAALLLLLL!

a battle manatee is a manatee in a bloody dooom jousting compotition

by lizard0004 February 6, 2008

Battery acid

A nice and refreshing drink to always have before going to sleep.

“Hey Paul, can you get me a quick glass of battery acid?”

by JamEpix August 24, 2019

car battery

the act of auto abuse

Becoming increasingly more common than grand theft auto is car battery.

by concentrated oj February 19, 2008

Artillery Battle

When two males sit on opposite couches and masturbate shooting their hot loads on each other.

I love watching rick sanchez with my male cheerleader friend and having artillery battles...mmmm satisfying.

by Johnny UCF September 1, 2010

carrier battle group

A (usually annoyed) parent surrounded by 4 or more children navigating the urban high seas, typically seen in big box stores, strip malls, and grocery stores.

Bill: Check out that carrier battle group over there by the toy section! How does that Mom keep track of all 6 of her brats?

by caytinator January 25, 2011

dead battery

When you're fucking someone and you pull it and your penis immediately goes flaccid so you cannot continue fucking.

I was having sex and got a dead battery. She immediately left without saying goodbye.

by Pink Gold Peach August 25, 2016