Girl 1: Jennie! Grab your boob holster, and let's go! The dance starts in ten minutes!
Girl 2: I can't! My bra doesn't fit right!
Girl 2: I can't! My bra doesn't fit right!
by Leila C. December 30, 2007
Get the boob holstermug. sally sue: shit i shouldn'ta gone into that dark alley with that guy, i got fire boobs
partario: i thought you were my girlfriend
partario: i thought you were my girlfriend
by pleb 5 March 31, 2009
Get the fire boobsmug. A wonderful thing. Can be seen when a girl is wearing anysort of tight shirt or bikini. The best angle to view is beside, and slightly behind her. Made famous by the episode of Family Guy episode where Peter creates his own TV network and has a segment on side boobs.
by In.The.AM July 13, 2012
Get the Side Boobmug. Noun: The sad result of wearing a sports bra, or wire-free bra under a form-fitting or light-colored shirt. This makes your boobs look frumpy and shapeless, and resembles a cow's saggy udder instead of an attractive woman's chest.
Anyone under the age of 80 shouldn't wear soft bras. Young women are too cool for cow boobs.
Lisa made the terrible mistake of wearing a sports bra under a light yellow top. She hopes no one noticed her cow boobs.
Lisa made the terrible mistake of wearing a sports bra under a light yellow top. She hopes no one noticed her cow boobs.
by Creepytastik September 4, 2011
Get the cow boobsmug. The thing that Jake, Johnny, And Danny found up in a tree when Jake took off Ashley's shirt. They are saggy and streched marked. Don't be confused... any girl could have them.
BE WARNED!
BE WARNED!
by The mouth of truth. March 25, 2008
Get the grandma boobsmug. Dan: Those girls tits are huge!
Mike: wait wait look closer, o god, o god, shes got boob herpes.
Dan: is it that hard to clean that shit up?
Mike: Nope
Mike: wait wait look closer, o god, o god, shes got boob herpes.
Dan: is it that hard to clean that shit up?
Mike: Nope
by Hawktribe September 26, 2009
Get the boob herpesmug. by roger taylor’s bitch March 14, 2019
Get the chicken boobmug.