Wife Beater

Article of clothing worn by white trash or thugs. Usually has food and beer stains and is two sizes to small.

Chicks dig Wife Beaters at dive bars and Nascar races.

by NateJ3000 October 14, 2019

Boomer beater

Covid-19

Covid really do be a boomer beater

by Xxxnoobmaster42069xxx May 17, 2020

boxed brown bone-bettering bovine boob beverage

Chocolate milk that comes in a box

I grabbed a box of boxed brown bone-bettering bovine boob beverage from the school cafeteria.

by Bobert Boberto December 29, 2017

The bigger the explosion, the better the alchemist

The better a girl's pussy is, the more her partner will nut.

"My girlfriend is one hell of an alchemist. She made me cum more than I've ever did before."
"What?"
"Haven't you heard? 'The bigger the explosion, the better the alchemist.'"

by JonJae October 9, 2018

betterfy

to both better and beautify, all at the same time.

miss bly and i seek to betterfy the world just by being in it.

by JoJoFunBun May 2, 2006

much better today

what you say to yourself and your loved ones after one night of horrible, shiveringly fitty, delusional anxiety triggered by current global developments.

I am much better today. I am much better today. I am ..

by Krkič March 18, 2020

Lick my beaters

"Licking the beaters" means to lick and/or suck the testicles generously. The testicles can be sucked in a dry state or fluid such as semen and/or brownie batter may be involved. The term comes from the act of licking egg beaters after mixing up a batch of something tasty, like brownie batter and/or semen.

Hey babycakes, if I dipped my junk in syrup would you come lick my beaters?

by JSmooth33 October 17, 2008