A bed dater is a person who dates just to get in bed with a girl/guy. No emotional attachments. A person who commits bedauchery.
by Scallywagga December 26, 2010
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by Barry Biggan October 16, 2010
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A person that has eaten so much and become so large that they are permanently confined to their bed. The only way to move them is to pick them up with a crane.
by Rothbar March 27, 2011
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Get the Bed mug.Similar to a "Booty Call", but not quite a "Friend With Benefits." A Bed Bitch is an acquaintance with whom your relationship's entire foundation revolves around a bed. You have sex, you cuddle, you watch movies, but you're never invited out on dates, to dinner, to meet their friends, etc. You exist as a living, breathing sex doll / stuffed animal to them. The exact terms of this "relationship" are usually not discussed, and they're skirted around if they come up.
"He's totally into me, I've been over to his place 5 nights this week."
"You're totally just his bed bitch.."
"You're totally just his bed bitch.."
by Xtopgunx November 4, 2014
Get the Bed Bitch mug.The act of getting hella keyed, baked, wasted, stoned, basted, dry, faded, high, drunk, plastered, smashed, shitfaced, zuited, gone, and intoxicated.
Also the act of getting hella dank pussy by a fine ass titty whore from da club on hoochieville street
Also the act of getting hella dank pussy by a fine ass titty whore from da club on hoochieville street
Furook: Ay yo nigga i slapped dat ass all night
OJ: Dat ass? start to finish?
Furook: yea nigga first in da kitchen, then in yo aunt julie's livin room, then again in da bathroom while releasing da dukes
OJ: shavin dat ass?
Furook: My ass o ur ass?
OJ: nigga why would she be shavin my ass?
Furook: nigga my ass be so shaved it was kinda like da opposite of yo mommas pussy nipple hair?
Oj: nigga dammm! thats some hairry ass shit like tay tays puss puss? get that rite aid delux edition-cock..on sale?
Furook: Tay Tay got shot for being so hairy..nigga.
OJ: Dam was tay tay da hooch that was lickin uncle rodrod's ass?
Furook: Yea man you kno i had to get those hoochies before bed
OJ: dam you a smart hairy nigga
OJ: Dat ass? start to finish?
Furook: yea nigga first in da kitchen, then in yo aunt julie's livin room, then again in da bathroom while releasing da dukes
OJ: shavin dat ass?
Furook: My ass o ur ass?
OJ: nigga why would she be shavin my ass?
Furook: nigga my ass be so shaved it was kinda like da opposite of yo mommas pussy nipple hair?
Oj: nigga dammm! thats some hairry ass shit like tay tays puss puss? get that rite aid delux edition-cock..on sale?
Furook: Tay Tay got shot for being so hairy..nigga.
OJ: Dam was tay tay da hooch that was lickin uncle rodrod's ass?
Furook: Yea man you kno i had to get those hoochies before bed
OJ: dam you a smart hairy nigga
by Ryan, Grayson, Regina, Garrett September 26, 2009
Get the Hoochies before bed mug.similar to manic mondays, where a person has extreme trouble getting out of bed, due to tragedy, typically of the dating/career/health kind; may be a precursor to depression or lethargy; staring at the clock may intensify the blues, also staring at a phone that doesn't ring.
Jimmy has the stuck-in-bed blues, from his lover dumping him, again. We lost our lead singer, to the stuck-in-bed blues, ever since she lost her partner, in the war.
by Cannablis March 29, 2010
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