fuck you, get in bed

the phrase you say when you have a love/hate relationship with someone. Emphasis on the love.

"Do you want some cupcakes?"
"No. Fuck you, get in bed"

by bitchitis123 February 17, 2021

tanning bed

A great way to get dark. Just get into a nice capsule and come out dark. This process can take 8-30 minutes.

I need a tan for homecoming..Im going to the tanning salon

by Avid Tanner June 27, 2005

get to bed

when someone gets extremely intoxicated to the point that it leads to stupid random acts. Similar to gong show buy on a individual level

Joe: matt thats your 4th keg stand
Matt: O man i have no idea whats going on
Joe: You sir need to "get to bed"!

by jordan engel November 14, 2006

annoying bed

/əˈnɔɪɪŋ bɛd/
noun
noun: annoying bed; plural noun: annoying beds
a bed which tries its absolute hardest to not let you sleep

Similar: (bad idea)

Man, is that an annoying bed!

by LuckyBlockYT March 9, 2021

in bed with

It means he or she has a personal or business relationship with someone else, especially one that seems to be dishonest or undesirable for some reason.

They suspect he is a double agent and is in bed with the enemy

by zaaax February 7, 2021

Gay before bed

The act of masturbating before bed, 'gay' referring guys playing with their PENIS etc.

Made famous by Ultimate Force, an English TV show about the SAS in which Cpl Ricky Man has an inside joke with Cpl Louis Hoffman - he generally follows it with 'they love it, they do, they love it'

well this is a paraphrase of 1 scene from Ultimate Force...

Cpl Ricky Mann walks in camera shot carrying Vaseline

Ricky: Here, this should work on the C4 detonators, and get you through a couple of games of Gay Before Bed"

Cpl Louis Hoffman: *smirks immaturely*

by OMFGROFLOLMFAOWTFBBQ March 19, 2010

Bunk Bed

When you go into a QDOBA bathroom and the toilet is broken and full of someone else's poop. You have to poop really bad, so you poop on top of someone else's poop and toilet paper; with no choice but to leave the whole mess for some poor employee.

The other day I went to QDOBA and had to pull a bunk bed. Those pork tacos almost make me shit my pants every time.

by ShitProblems February 6, 2012