Base jumping

An activity for the kind of moron who doesnt have the self control to wait for the next plane or helicopter to parachute.

Guy getting out of jail- They got me for trespassing at the TV station. They had to come get me down off the guy wires, I was lucky, I could be dead right now.

Guy who knows him- Why dont you just go skydiving if you want to parachute that bad, that way theres no guy wires to get caught on?

Guy getting out of jail- I have to jump off everything I see, theres not really a good reason why.

Guy who knows him- I didnt think there would be, it's getting expensive to bail you out of jail for base jumping.

by Solid Mantis August 23, 2020

103455th base

Being called Matteo

I got to 103455th base when i was born

by Rocks1212 September 3, 2016

Plant-Based

When someone eats like a vegan, but still accepts animals being exploited for products and clothing.

"Are you a vegan?" "Nah, I'm only on a plant-based diet."

by d3d_dog February 18, 2021

21st base

Giving yourself a blow job. Then your penis blows up. And then the world blows up. And a penis takes its place.

Friend Isn't that just 20th base but extreme?

Me:Fuck yeah it is. 21st base is better though.

by Please. Stop. April 4, 2017

Base Punch

The act of punch someone directly at the base of their penis. Unlike getting hit square in the balls or the unfortunate hit to just the head, a base punch ensures both instant and prolonged discomfort.

"Whenever I see Andrew's face, I can't help but consider giving him a good base punch."

by Bill Braschke November 16, 2015

twentieth base

The final base.
When a guy fucks another dead guy through his penis hole while being penetrated by a shemale

Friend 1: Yo, I heard you and Josh got to the twentieth base last night at the funeral. That's fucked up.
Friend 2: I regret nothing.

by RageFurious May 26, 2018

playing the bases

"Playing the bases" is both a term for a relationship that has yet to be defined and a description of what goes on in it.

When two people are fooling around semi-frequently yet have not yet decided whether they want to be in a relationship.

"Hey, what is up with you and Jackie?"

"I do not know man... We are playing the bases."

by Pimpmeister Flex July 5, 2012