Cooking bacon

Killing pigs (cops)

1.
Leo: if that dirty cop fucks with me, I need to cook some bacon.

2. Stitches - Fuck the police

I just found out where them cops live
So when I shoot up they crib I can see 'em drop dead
Put some bacon on the barbecue

3. You still know those guys who used to cook bacon?

4. Ill be cooking bacon.

by Yambalaja May 18, 2016

taken bacon

someone who is taken

Wow Regan are you a single pringle or a taken bacon?

by Chinesekfc December 16, 2016

Table Bacon

The act of pushing a douche backwards while an accomplice is on their hands and knees, thus making the douche fall on their back and look like a jackass.

Did you see Mike and Tony Table Bacon that big head douche Jake. He looked like a total jackass.

by josh haner December 20, 2008

Knicker Bacon

Wavy inner labia resembling two perfectly fried bacon strips joined at the top.

Melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her hot and perfectly cooked knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose.

by Gapingredgroovie January 4, 2009

New Bacon-ings Burger

A special name for a bacon burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the New Bacon-ings burger, it comes with bacon!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

burnt bacon

a cop who is having a bad day and feels the need to make others miserable

I really didn't do anything illegal, it was just a case of burnt bacon.
-Court testimony

by Drezdyn February 22, 2004

Musical Bacon

Musical bacon -
One who is very random, and unexpected of playing great music.

Example: That guy's a Musical bacon, i didnt knew he could sing like that!

by Mr. Anonapus November 19, 2009