McDouble with a Hair In It

Finding someone that is extremely attractive but they have a horrible personality.

There's three types of people in the world, there's a Single, McDouble, and a Happy Meal. You don't feel good enough for the Happy Meal and you really don't want a Single. You try for the McDouble, and you get a McDouble with a Hair In It.

by Pretty Pretty Penis August 9, 2010

massacre hair

A hair do' so messy and unkept, it resembles the hair do' in a mass murderer's mugshot.

Dude, your hair is so wild, you look like you've been on a killing spree. You definitely have massacre hair!

That massacre hair is a good look for you.

by Mandee507 November 14, 2007

Thomas's Hair

Thomas's Hair is a powerful being, Just like how Clifford the big red dog grew because of how much he was loved, Thomas's hair gained power due to the amount of effort put into it. Thomas's hair is an extremely powerful being, and there are several people who warship it and give compliments to Thomas (all of them Thomas's imaginary friends).

Wow Thomas's hair is crazy
Yeah he must put a lot of effort into it
*Thomas's hair ends world hunger*

by JonesGotBones January 16, 2023

Hair bulge

An enormous tuft of pubic hair that gives the false impression of a big tool/package.

Meg, curious like all the other girls about how big Ed's penis actually was in proportion to his famous giant bulge, was horrified to find it was a hair bulge.

by Connor shanebone May 18, 2013

A nut hair

A unit of measurement meaning extremely close.

That car was a nut hair away from hitting me.

by Hair of the nuts September 21, 2017

fixing that hair

A sexual reference to the common act of 'fixing, holding and/or playing with a woman's hair,' but only while she is giving a man a blowjob.

Other common forms of "fixing that hair" include:
'fixin her hair' and 'fixing the way you wear that hair,' which is used to directly insult the person being spoken to.

Example - Man 1: Hey, did you and Jane end up messing around last night?
Man 2: Oh! You know i was fixing that hair.

by dlaw13 December 24, 2008

Nipple Hair

Hair on ur nipples lawl

Guy 1 : Aw man, I just grew some nipple hair.

Guy 2 : I'll clip it with my teeth if you want.

Guy 1 : No homo dou rite?
Guy 2 : Yea sure, whatever you want.

by TheOGDefinerOfWords August 6, 2016