Make yourself look stupid day

On the 21st of January is the day where you post a picture on social media of you looking stupid.

"oh it's make yourself look stupid day, going to have to post something crazy!"

by Mich3al_4567 January 21, 2025

Don't Damage yourself December

Don't Damage yourself December (abbreviated DDYD) is a monthly event just as No Nut November or Dick Destroy December. Its ment for people who have suicidal behavoir or perform self harm by cutting theirselves. This is ment to challange those people to stop for atleast one month and possibly longer because it is ment as a kick off month.

Do you participate in DDYD?
Do you participate in Don't Damage yourself December?

by fdanell December 1, 2018

Humble yourself

Yeah yeah here come more whore and sycophant validated delusions of superiority.

Hym "Oh? YOU'VE been saying it's a religious phenomenon? Fuck this guy! Holy shit! NOTHING would appease you. You just want to waste as much of my time as possible and drag out the inevitable outcome so you can arbitrarily impose your ethos on someone for as long as possible until your decrepit old corpse finally expires. That's all your God is ever going to be. You, doing whatever you want, and then you doing whatever you can to get the people beneath you to do what you want because 'It's not power. It's power that I deserve' OOOOOOOOOH! RIGHT! I forgot. I'm supposed to buy a ticket to one of your shows and then rush the stage and grovel at your feet! Ooooooookay. Alright. I see where you're coming from. I should have groveled at your feet like the other guy. Is that what it looks like to 'humble yourself'? UuUuUuUuUgH daddy Jordan please save me from my miserable existence! UuUuUuUuUgH please I'm so incompetent! UuUuUuUuUgh Women are right not to fuck me! UuUuUuUgh I'm going to go to the dmv right now and become and organ donor. But for women! And then I'll give all my money to Only fans girls because they're right not to fuck me. I should pay them for it. I should pay for the privilege of not being good enough to fuvk them. UuUuUuUuUuUgh it feel so good to be humble! Oooooooooooooooooooh I'm so humble now! This is so much better for everyone! I'm physically on the floor right now. Rolling around in my own filth. It's where I belong!"

by Hym Iam June 15, 2023

shagging yourself silly

Another way of saying "pissing on your own chips", "making things harder for yourself", or "shooting yourself in the foot". If you've shagged yourself silly, you've really messed things up for yourself and created a total disaster which could have been avoided had you stopped to think. This phrase takes a nod to the act of inbreeding.

Dear Tory Twat, you're absolutely shagging yourself silly by planning to build over 7000 houses on a floodplain.

by Ilson Jackie September 6, 2025

Go Trump Yourself

You know what you did when you're told this. It means they scolded your goddamn guts for acting like a trashy trump supporter. Never do anything as stupid as the POTUS does and you'll never be told this.

Gary: I had the best weekend with my friends, even if they're trump supporters.
Ken: If you're friends with f***ers like that you should just go trump yourself.

by xandroe August 23, 2017

go have fun with yourself

go fuck yourself (minced oath)

You ate all the cake and you want me to make more? Go have fun with yourself.

by pocketer June 17, 2023

Mist yourself

The pass out, & render yourself helpless from forgetting to eat & drink. - Originating from SVRP Rob Mist

Dang it you are going to mist yourself!

by BlueMist_YT August 9, 2021