Wanderbust

A very strong or irresistible impulse to ejaculate.

To add to your body count.

I really love my girlfriend, but it’s about time I started to wanderbust

by Fvte November 28, 2019

Wanker

Trump

Trump is a Wanker

by Big dick Human Being October 21, 2020

sub wanker

One who plays at being submissive until it becomes the slightest bit inconvenient.

A submissive (BDSM) wannabe.

That bitch was just leading me on, what a sub wanker!

by Master's toy May 1, 2007

[wacky wanger fanger]

the smacking of a limp finger upon a persons forehead.

ball straight up wacky wanger fangered that bitch in the head

damn look at the bruise on her dome from that wacky wanger fanger

by jmbrady January 1, 2009

Master Wanker

It refers to a woman that has the inability to commit to crossfit classes and therefore decides to burn calories by means of masterbation or phoning a "friend". Characteristics of a Master Wanker are that she mysteriously disappears during lunch (a nooner) or early afternoon (afternoon delight) and reappears with a sneaky smile on their face.

After weeks and weeks of fooling herself the Master Wanker looks in the mirror and realizes that she is hot enough and decides to go back to being a normal wanker.

by The "Master" Baiter August 22, 2011

meat wafer

The flakey bit of skin in between a women's legs after prolonged time after splooge has been deposited in said area.

"Mate, I smashed her last week and she's still carrying a meat wafer in her gusset. She needs to dispose of it."

by Slunderwood September 20, 2013

business wanker

A suited man or yuppie who appears to be better then you, but deep down hes just a wanker with polished shoes and a degree.

*tradies all sitting around having a pint* *confident man walks past* "hey check out that business wanker!"

by teddybii March 23, 2016